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Kevin Lynn
@kevdawg6669.bsky.social
BSc Paleontology 2024🦕🦖🧪🧬
Digital Paleoartist✏️
I say smart stuff sometimes
Link to my shop👇🚀🔬 (posters and stickers)
https://www.redbubble.com/people/AetherAesthetic/shop?utm_source=rb-native-app&utm_campaign=share-artist&utm_medium=android
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It turns out, making a career out of playing with dinosaur bones is a real thing 🦖🦕⛏️

10 yr old me is so proud at how ridiculously cool my life has become. Now I get to 'work' at the Wyoming Dinosaur Center and I couldn't be more grateful

#paleontology #dinosaurs #jurassic #science
The same people that say you can't change your gender are afraid of a vaccine changing your DNA...
January 7, 2026 at 1:39 AM
You don't even need to study for a Rorschach Test. It's super easy. They just showed me a bunch of pictures of everyone dissapointed in me
January 4, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Bouncing on it while explaining that mosasaurus isn't a dinosaur
January 4, 2026 at 7:55 PM
My alcoholism will return in Avengers: Doomsday
January 4, 2026 at 5:59 PM
I am not normally someone who has a New Years Resolution. Those people annoy me, but I've decided to quit alcohol. I already quit vaping this year. Alcohol hasn't done me any favors for my happiness or my mental health. It has only made me worse. So I am cutting it out completely
December 31, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Nancy mourned Barb longer than Erika Kirk mourned Charlie
December 28, 2025 at 2:11 AM
In court gonna yell "AI slop" at the photographic evidence of me drunk driving
December 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Dear god,
Thank you for gambling. It's fun.
Amen
December 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I think I'm acoustic
December 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Call her AI the way she makes me generate slop🥵🫦😩
December 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Genie: "and your...third wish?"
Me: Slams fork onto the table after finishing my second piece of cheesecake "Take a wild fucking guess, buddy"
December 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I yearn but I am undeserving
December 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
It's so crazy that Christmas is only like 1298 beers away
December 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
If god really wanted to impress me, he shoulda made Joseph pregnant
December 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I have come to the realizarion that I am not hot enough or stupid enough to be a himbo😞
I am too smart and too skinny!🧠💪
My New Years resolution will be going to the gym every day and drinking paint thinner mixed with Vagisil as preworkout!
Any goal is achievable if you work hard enough!🙌🏆🎖
December 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I'm feeding my neighborhood crows again. I need to rebuild my army of minions🐦‍⬛
December 11, 2025 at 5:02 AM
You're telling me Caesar made this salad?
December 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
"AI is gonna take your job!"

I'd like to see AI smoke a cig and crank hog all day
December 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Not now, kitten. Daddy is arguing with people online
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I don't 'mainsplain', I'm just autistic
November 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM
If I started a FootFinder but only posted dinosaur feet, would you guys sub? All proceeds will go to my gambling addiction.
Here's a little taste:
#Paleontology
November 7, 2025 at 11:36 PM
November 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Call me the 3rd little piggy the way I'm bricked up and ready to get blown
November 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Call me Davey Jones the way I treasure her chest🐙⛵
When we kraken?
November 4, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Shitposting on here isn't as fun as on Threads
October 22, 2025 at 3:28 AM