Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."

Wow. So much music, so much energy. Y'all must sleep well after these shows! My wife and I loved your violin-playing — and it was only instrument, it seemed, that JB didn't pick up and play.

I'm skeptical. I think city mags are a hard sell to consumers these days. As an old print guy, I'd like to be proven wrong, of course.