KeviClark.bsky.social
@keviclark.bsky.social
Amateur Human Being
Mom: “Oh man! Where is it? I really shouldn’t move around the house until I’ve had at least one cup of coffee.”
Me: “What are you looking for?”
Mom: “My cup of coffee.”
Me: “What are you looking for?”
Mom: “My cup of coffee.”
January 8, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Mom: “Oh man! Where is it? I really shouldn’t move around the house until I’ve had at least one cup of coffee.”
Me: “What are you looking for?”
Mom: “My cup of coffee.”
Me: “What are you looking for?”
Mom: “My cup of coffee.”
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final piece from 2025 ✨
If death is not to be, then consider this, my son…while you are alive, what recourse do you have but to live?
@realgdt.bsky.social
#frankenstein
If death is not to be, then consider this, my son…while you are alive, what recourse do you have but to live?
@realgdt.bsky.social
#frankenstein
January 3, 2026 at 6:06 PM
final piece from 2025 ✨
If death is not to be, then consider this, my son…while you are alive, what recourse do you have but to live?
@realgdt.bsky.social
#frankenstein
If death is not to be, then consider this, my son…while you are alive, what recourse do you have but to live?
@realgdt.bsky.social
#frankenstein
If you start Death Cab for Cutie's "The New Year" at exactly 11:59:11 PM tonight, Ben Gibbard will tell you that this is the new year and he doesn’t feel any different.
December 31, 2025 at 9:38 PM
If you start Death Cab for Cutie's "The New Year" at exactly 11:59:11 PM tonight, Ben Gibbard will tell you that this is the new year and he doesn’t feel any different.
4yo softly singing herself to sleep on #Christmas Eve:
“Run run Rudolph Santa’s got to make it to town…”
“Run run Rudolph Santa’s got to make it to town…”
December 25, 2025 at 8:58 AM
4yo softly singing herself to sleep on #Christmas Eve:
“Run run Rudolph Santa’s got to make it to town…”
“Run run Rudolph Santa’s got to make it to town…”
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muppet christmas carol (happy holidays!)
December 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
muppet christmas carol (happy holidays!)
*4yo playing with her Barbie dolls*
“She doesn’t love him anymore because he never says sorry…”
“She doesn’t love him anymore because he never says sorry…”
December 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM
*4yo playing with her Barbie dolls*
“She doesn’t love him anymore because he never says sorry…”
“She doesn’t love him anymore because he never says sorry…”
QTP with a robot that isn’t from Star Wars or Transformers 🤖
December 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
QTP with a robot that isn’t from Star Wars or Transformers 🤖
Me every time @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social mentions anything about the hounds of King Gus in campaign 4 of #criticalrole
a man in a black leather jacket is sitting at a table with a glass of wine .
ALT: a man in a black leather jacket is sitting at a table with a glass of wine .
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December 17, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Me every time @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social mentions anything about the hounds of King Gus in campaign 4 of #criticalrole
I love to go out on Black Friday and watch the customers that just bought a brand new big screen tv get to the parking lot and realize their car is too small to fit it.
November 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I love to go out on Black Friday and watch the customers that just bought a brand new big screen tv get to the parking lot and realize their car is too small to fit it.
Thought my kid asked me “why aren’t you a sinner?” but she was actually saying “Singer”
November 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Thought my kid asked me “why aren’t you a sinner?” but she was actually saying “Singer”
Terrifying sounds to hear as a parent:
Your child in the next room saying “Let’s do this” quietly to themselves followed by a crashing sound
Your child in the next room saying “Let’s do this” quietly to themselves followed by a crashing sound
November 26, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Terrifying sounds to hear as a parent:
Your child in the next room saying “Let’s do this” quietly to themselves followed by a crashing sound
Your child in the next room saying “Let’s do this” quietly to themselves followed by a crashing sound
First thought as soon as I saw the teaser trailer for #ToyStory5
November 12, 2025 at 11:17 PM
First thought as soon as I saw the teaser trailer for #ToyStory5
It looks like they made a Jurassic Park design hat in #PokemonLegendsZA with a Tyrantrum silhouette and now my only goal for my entire playthrough is to obtain it.
October 18, 2025 at 12:15 PM
It looks like they made a Jurassic Park design hat in #PokemonLegendsZA with a Tyrantrum silhouette and now my only goal for my entire playthrough is to obtain it.
I’m getting a little nervous about getting ranked high enough to get Greninja’s mega stone by November 5th. Tried two rank z matches and scored no points. I’m hoping it’s just because I’m only two hours into the main game.
#PokemonLegendsZA
#PokemonLegendsZA
October 17, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I’m getting a little nervous about getting ranked high enough to get Greninja’s mega stone by November 5th. Tried two rank z matches and scored no points. I’m hoping it’s just because I’m only two hours into the main game.
#PokemonLegendsZA
#PokemonLegendsZA
My daughter has been walking around with this toy can saying "My Soda!" and making sipping sounds for 4 days in a row now…
October 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
My daughter has been walking around with this toy can saying "My Soda!" and making sipping sounds for 4 days in a row now…
I can’t think of a worse parking lot to host a trunk or treat than a Chick-Fil-A parking lot
October 15, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I can’t think of a worse parking lot to host a trunk or treat than a Chick-Fil-A parking lot
No one was going to tell me they made a new Matlock show starring Kathy Bates?!
October 12, 2025 at 1:40 AM
No one was going to tell me they made a new Matlock show starring Kathy Bates?!
About to see Good Boy at the movies.
If the dog dies in the end I will burn this theater to the ground.
If the dog dies in the end I will burn this theater to the ground.
October 9, 2025 at 1:42 AM
About to see Good Boy at the movies.
If the dog dies in the end I will burn this theater to the ground.
If the dog dies in the end I will burn this theater to the ground.
September 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I personally am waiting for the “Demo Day Chip” action figure
September 26, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I personally am waiting for the “Demo Day Chip” action figure
I can’t believe they’re making me work on National Cheeseburger Day…
September 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I can’t believe they’re making me work on National Cheeseburger Day…
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Next time someone on the right claims all the political violence in this country is coming from the left, not the right, do please show them this.
You're welcome
You're welcome
September 16, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Next time someone on the right claims all the political violence in this country is coming from the left, not the right, do please show them this.
You're welcome
You're welcome
September 12, 2025 at 2:37 PM