I could go upstairs right now and put my dick in a toaster - that doesn’t mean I planned it.
January 29, 2026 at 2:37 AM
I could go upstairs right now and put my dick in a toaster - that doesn’t mean I planned it.
An actual sentence that an actual healthcare provider just said to me - “Good news, your insurance is in-network so your total cost for treatment would be $4,700.”
January 28, 2026 at 10:41 PM
An actual sentence that an actual healthcare provider just said to me - “Good news, your insurance is in-network so your total cost for treatment would be $4,700.”
Are you talking about that green guy from the power puff fucks?
January 24, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Are you talking about that green guy from the power puff fucks?
Why are there inflatable doughnuts on the road?
November 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Why are there inflatable doughnuts on the road?
The horrors persist and so do I.
November 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
The horrors persist and so do I.
Me arriving in Hell:
Is this a 𝑔𝑜 𝑑𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑡𝑜 𝑔𝑜 𝑢𝑝 kind of situation?
Is this a 𝑔𝑜 𝑑𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑡𝑜 𝑔𝑜 𝑢𝑝 kind of situation?
November 15, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Me arriving in Hell:
Is this a 𝑔𝑜 𝑑𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑡𝑜 𝑔𝑜 𝑢𝑝 kind of situation?
Is this a 𝑔𝑜 𝑑𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑡𝑜 𝑔𝑜 𝑢𝑝 kind of situation?
Are velociraptors magnetic?
November 10, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Are velociraptors magnetic?