Kevin
@kevin9y9.bsky.social
Science for fun and profit (but very little profit). Fannish. Pittsburgh, for the last little while. He/him. 🏳️🌈
Broke: Shriner's must be a terrible hospital if the same kids are still sick after all these years.
Woke: Shriner's is an amazing hospital because those kids have not aged a single goddamned day in the past, like, decade.
Woke: Shriner's is an amazing hospital because those kids have not aged a single goddamned day in the past, like, decade.
December 24, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Broke: Shriner's must be a terrible hospital if the same kids are still sick after all these years.
Woke: Shriner's is an amazing hospital because those kids have not aged a single goddamned day in the past, like, decade.
Woke: Shriner's is an amazing hospital because those kids have not aged a single goddamned day in the past, like, decade.
It's the hap-happiest season of all.
[⚠️ Readers have added context.]
[⚠️ Readers have added context.]
It's the most wonderful time of the year [citation needed].
December 24, 2025 at 10:58 AM
It's the hap-happiest season of all.
[⚠️ Readers have added context.]
[⚠️ Readers have added context.]
Dad: Ok, I want one of the presents in this box to be a surprise for you and mom, so I'm going to try to wrap it myself.
Dad, ten seconds later: Kevin! Come here!
Dad, ten seconds later: Kevin! Come here!
December 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Dad: Ok, I want one of the presents in this box to be a surprise for you and mom, so I'm going to try to wrap it myself.
Dad, ten seconds later: Kevin! Come here!
Dad, ten seconds later: Kevin! Come here!
Family bonding: "Oh, I forgot to take my pills!" "Oh, me too." "I should take mine too." And scene.
December 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Family bonding: "Oh, I forgot to take my pills!" "Oh, me too." "I should take mine too." And scene.
Watching the Pens game from out of market, but also rereading Game Changers during the intermission be like:
December 23, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Watching the Pens game from out of market, but also rereading Game Changers during the intermission be like:
Waiting in the parking lot at the women's center in my hometown for my mom to finish her book discussion group meeting. (This is definitely not a last minute attempt to get on Santa's "nice" list, whaddaya talkin'bout?)
December 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Waiting in the parking lot at the women's center in my hometown for my mom to finish her book discussion group meeting. (This is definitely not a last minute attempt to get on Santa's "nice" list, whaddaya talkin'bout?)
“Life is unfair.” 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
December 23, 2025 at 2:40 PM
“Life is unfair.” 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Finished a third book on my third day of vacation and wondering if I will run out of reading material before the New Year (nah).
Already finished two of the five eBooks I had out from the library, but a new one came off waitlist. Good thing I have two weeks off and don't like football.
December 22, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Finished a third book on my third day of vacation and wondering if I will run out of reading material before the New Year (nah).
It's the most wonderful time of the year [citation needed].
December 22, 2025 at 6:11 PM
It's the most wonderful time of the year [citation needed].
I can't believe *I'm* saying this, but my parents keep the house too hot.
December 22, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I can't believe *I'm* saying this, but my parents keep the house too hot.
The dude who got the fifteen yard penalty must be feeling pretty relieved right now.
December 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The dude who got the fifteen yard penalty must be feeling pretty relieved right now.
Reposted by Kevin
in its place,
December 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
in its place,
My mom likes Rodgers ( 🤢 ) “because he’s old” ( 😂 )
December 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
My mom likes Rodgers ( 🤢 ) “because he’s old” ( 😂 )
Nom and also nom with a side of nom.
December 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Nom and also nom with a side of nom.
Already finished two of the five eBooks I had out from the library, but a new one came off waitlist. Good thing I have two weeks off and don't like football.
December 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Already finished two of the five eBooks I had out from the library, but a new one came off waitlist. Good thing I have two weeks off and don't like football.
Crossing the Walt Whitman Bridge, ironically, is like the Severance elevator for my gayness.
December 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Crossing the Walt Whitman Bridge, ironically, is like the Severance elevator for my gayness.
Home five minutes and already I've been tasked with Opening A Jar.
December 20, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Home five minutes and already I've been tasked with Opening A Jar.
Is The Algorithm even paying attention to me, like, I cannot BE more caught up.
December 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Is The Algorithm even paying attention to me, like, I cannot BE more caught up.
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they've all bought 10,000 shares of baby coffin stock
67 Senators could remove RFK Jr. today but there aren’t 67 Senators who care about Americans’ lives, health, or wellbeing. Babies will die. Our leaders hate us.
BREAKING: RFKJr directs that the US instantly stop recommending all vaccinations for children. www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...
December 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
they've all bought 10,000 shares of baby coffin stock
I was already planning to flee the state and it has nothing to do with the enormous spider I just found in my bathroom, honest.
December 20, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I was already planning to flee the state and it has nothing to do with the enormous spider I just found in my bathroom, honest.
I'd like to thank two-days-ago-Kevin for doing all the laundry and mostly packing so that today-Kevin can enjoy a cup of coffee (and sweep/swiffer) and then just gooooooooo.
[by "a cup of coffee" he means four]
[by "a cup of coffee" he means four]
December 20, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I'd like to thank two-days-ago-Kevin for doing all the laundry and mostly packing so that today-Kevin can enjoy a cup of coffee (and sweep/swiffer) and then just gooooooooo.
[by "a cup of coffee" he means four]
[by "a cup of coffee" he means four]
In the last 19 hours, I watched that episode three times and, swear to God, rewound the last five minutes ~at least~ ten times. I'm sure there are other things available to stream, but why would I? #HeatedRivalry
December 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
In the last 19 hours, I watched that episode three times and, swear to God, rewound the last five minutes ~at least~ ten times. I'm sure there are other things available to stream, but why would I? #HeatedRivalry
Legit unsure how this happened but I seem to have finished all the things that were on my "between thanksgiving and christmas" to do list, except for some recordkeepingish things that I should probably do today ugh fiiiiine
December 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Legit unsure how this happened but I seem to have finished all the things that were on my "between thanksgiving and christmas" to do list, except for some recordkeepingish things that I should probably do today ugh fiiiiine
Yes I stayed awake until midnight for Heated Rivalry, yes I played back the last five minutes four times, shut uppppppp I can do what I want.
December 19, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Yes I stayed awake until midnight for Heated Rivalry, yes I played back the last five minutes four times, shut uppppppp I can do what I want.
Let's fast forward to the "trunkless legs of stone" phase plz
December 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Let's fast forward to the "trunkless legs of stone" phase plz