Twitter has become a conspiracy laden, toxic cesspool. Threads is full of morons making absurd hot takes. So…is it ANY better here?!

Twitter is down, so what’s going on here?

Arnold Schwarzenegger is playing Santa in a Christmas movie set to release next year. I think we’ve had enough of these jacked, handsome Santas. Can we get back to our pre-Ozempic Santa Claus who took cookies to face while mainlining gallons of milk?

So it took me two years to realize it’s not the “Errors Tour” about all her exes.
#taylorswift

A movie formula that never fails - the happier characters are at the start of the movie, the more miserable they’re about to be in 20 minutes.

The characters in From are some of the dumbest ever written. Not one of them behaves like a real person would and they all make the worst decisions. I hate that I need to know what’s going on.
#From

Dr. Oz to lead Medicare Services???
Next is Dr. Suess to lead Child and Family Services.

Landman is bland, man.

#Landman

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You can all stop, the Tyson/Paul fight is staged. Iron Mike will be fine. He'll put on a good showing, beat up Paul a bit, but ultimately lose. This will cement Paul for a slot in Summer Slam...or whatever.
#tyson
#paul

Gratuitous #dog post. My boys.
#doodles #berndedoodle

So, this is what I left #Twitter for? It’s very quiet. Kinda like it.

I now have too many social media apps.
#bluesky