Kevin Kilgarriff
@kevinkilgarriff.bsky.social
Husband. Dad. Writer. Mediocre Singer.
BROKEN PLEDGES available on Amazon: http://amazon.com/dp/B098M993YK/
I also write OK songs. Some funny. Some deep. You can decide which are which. https://www.youtube.com/@kkilgarriff
#writingcommunity #indieauthor
BROKEN PLEDGES available on Amazon: http://amazon.com/dp/B098M993YK/
I also write OK songs. Some funny. Some deep. You can decide which are which. https://www.youtube.com/@kkilgarriff
#writingcommunity #indieauthor
For all of the #TaylorSwift fans out there. Here's your ear worm for the next time you use the ATM. (or as we properly say in Philly...Tap MAC).
This is The Bank of Ophelia. Enjoy.
youtube.com/shorts/mWytq...
This is The Bank of Ophelia. Enjoy.
youtube.com/shorts/mWytq...
The Bank of Ophelia | (A Taylor Swift Parody Song) #thefateofophelia #taylorswift #shorts
YouTube video by Kevin Kilgarriff
youtube.com
January 1, 2026 at 10:34 PM
For all of the #TaylorSwift fans out there. Here's your ear worm for the next time you use the ATM. (or as we properly say in Philly...Tap MAC).
This is The Bank of Ophelia. Enjoy.
youtube.com/shorts/mWytq...
This is The Bank of Ophelia. Enjoy.
youtube.com/shorts/mWytq...
If #KateBush were to take advantage of her #StrangerThings resurgence and land some product endorsements…
youtube.com/shorts/Qr5ch...
youtube.com/shorts/Qr5ch...
Kate Bush Product Endorsements #strangerthings #katebush #katebushrunningupthathill
YouTube video by Kevin Kilgarriff
youtube.com
December 30, 2025 at 12:55 PM
If #KateBush were to take advantage of her #StrangerThings resurgence and land some product endorsements…
youtube.com/shorts/Qr5ch...
youtube.com/shorts/Qr5ch...
Does anyone know what time and channel 24 Hours of Die Hard will air on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day?
December 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Does anyone know what time and channel 24 Hours of Die Hard will air on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day?
Here's my take on writing a Christmas Carol. Hopefully you aren't stuck behind this guy this season.
#ChristmasSong #ChristmasTree #ChristmasVibes #MerryChristmas
youtu.be/teyqZqZtXIo
#ChristmasSong #ChristmasTree #ChristmasVibes #MerryChristmas
youtu.be/teyqZqZtXIo
22 MPH (The Christmas Tree Song) #christmas #christmasmusic #holidayhumor
YouTube video by Kevin Kilgarriff
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December 20, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Here's my take on writing a Christmas Carol. Hopefully you aren't stuck behind this guy this season.
#ChristmasSong #ChristmasTree #ChristmasVibes #MerryChristmas
youtu.be/teyqZqZtXIo
#ChristmasSong #ChristmasTree #ChristmasVibes #MerryChristmas
youtu.be/teyqZqZtXIo
After seeing #YouTube get in on the #NFL action and advertising their influencers, other channels are now looking to get in on the action and are pitching segments to the NFL that they could use if they were able to air a game on their network.
#HGTV #TLC #HistoryChannel
#HGTV #TLC #HistoryChannel
September 6, 2025 at 3:34 PM
After seeing #YouTube get in on the #NFL action and advertising their influencers, other channels are now looking to get in on the action and are pitching segments to the NFL that they could use if they were able to air a game on their network.
#HGTV #TLC #HistoryChannel
#HGTV #TLC #HistoryChannel
I’m sitting in the waiting room at the dentist while R.E.M.’s “Everybody Hurts” plays on the radio. How’s your Thursday going?
August 7, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I’m sitting in the waiting room at the dentist while R.E.M.’s “Everybody Hurts” plays on the radio. How’s your Thursday going?
My Daughter: “What do you think of Aquaman as a baby name?”
Everyone Else in the Room: “omg no way!”
Me: “boy or girl?”
Everyone Else in the Room: “omg no way!”
Me: “boy or girl?”
July 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
My Daughter: “What do you think of Aquaman as a baby name?”
Everyone Else in the Room: “omg no way!”
Me: “boy or girl?”
Everyone Else in the Room: “omg no way!”
Me: “boy or girl?”
Daughter: “Dad, where are the floss picks?”
Me: (opening my phone) “OK, here’s one of my floss right after I ate corn. Here’s one of right after the wings I had the other night. Oh! This one! This is right after the shrimp I had at lunch today!”
#dadjokes
Me: (opening my phone) “OK, here’s one of my floss right after I ate corn. Here’s one of right after the wings I had the other night. Oh! This one! This is right after the shrimp I had at lunch today!”
#dadjokes
July 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Daughter: “Dad, where are the floss picks?”
Me: (opening my phone) “OK, here’s one of my floss right after I ate corn. Here’s one of right after the wings I had the other night. Oh! This one! This is right after the shrimp I had at lunch today!”
#dadjokes
Me: (opening my phone) “OK, here’s one of my floss right after I ate corn. Here’s one of right after the wings I had the other night. Oh! This one! This is right after the shrimp I had at lunch today!”
#dadjokes
Ending a zoom call with one person and saying “Enjoy the rest of your day.” = Pleasant, well-mannered
Ending a zoom call with multiple people and saying “Enjoy the rest of your days.” = Morbid, borderline threatening
Ending a zoom call with multiple people and saying “Enjoy the rest of your days.” = Morbid, borderline threatening
June 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Ending a zoom call with one person and saying “Enjoy the rest of your day.” = Pleasant, well-mannered
Ending a zoom call with multiple people and saying “Enjoy the rest of your days.” = Morbid, borderline threatening
Ending a zoom call with multiple people and saying “Enjoy the rest of your days.” = Morbid, borderline threatening
RIP George Wendt!
God is standing behind the bar, wiping down a mug with a bar towel, and he says…
“How’s it going today, Mr. Wendt?”
Give me your best “Norm” responses.
God is standing behind the bar, wiping down a mug with a bar towel, and he says…
“How’s it going today, Mr. Wendt?”
Give me your best “Norm” responses.
May 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
RIP George Wendt!
God is standing behind the bar, wiping down a mug with a bar towel, and he says…
“How’s it going today, Mr. Wendt?”
Give me your best “Norm” responses.
God is standing behind the bar, wiping down a mug with a bar towel, and he says…
“How’s it going today, Mr. Wendt?”
Give me your best “Norm” responses.
Joe Don Baker passes away and everyone is like “he was amazing in Walking Tall”. But 80’s kid me is over here like “RIP Whammer from The Natural and corrupt police Chief from Fletch.” Dude knew how to play the antagonist.
May 17, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Joe Don Baker passes away and everyone is like “he was amazing in Walking Tall”. But 80’s kid me is over here like “RIP Whammer from The Natural and corrupt police Chief from Fletch.” Dude knew how to play the antagonist.
May 3, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Cleveland Browns lining up five wide at QB in Week 1.
April 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Cleveland Browns lining up five wide at QB in Week 1.
April 26, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Right now somewhere there is a Web Developer that’s also kind of philosophical and is considering a tattoo that says "If you never clear your cache, you're living in the past."
April 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Right now somewhere there is a Web Developer that’s also kind of philosophical and is considering a tattoo that says "If you never clear your cache, you're living in the past."
Shout out to all of the parents who have said “He is risen!” to their son who is home from college for Easter, getting up at 2pm hungover.
April 20, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Shout out to all of the parents who have said “He is risen!” to their son who is home from college for Easter, getting up at 2pm hungover.
I’ve decided that moving forward I’ll be referring to cleaning the lint out of my phone’s charging port as “cleaning out its belly button”.
April 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I’ve decided that moving forward I’ll be referring to cleaning the lint out of my phone’s charging port as “cleaning out its belly button”.
I'm not normally one to brag. But earlier today I waited until I was done peeing before I flushed the toilet. #maturation #babysteps
March 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I'm not normally one to brag. But earlier today I waited until I was done peeing before I flushed the toilet. #maturation #babysteps
March 23, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Adam Scott is so awesome. Also, Adam Scott can devour feculence.
March 21, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Adam Scott is so awesome. Also, Adam Scott can devour feculence.
Ok so yesterday I was giving her the benefit of the doubt because she was in the car for four hours. But now I’m starting to think she’s just being lazy. #catsofbluesky
March 17, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Ok so yesterday I was giving her the benefit of the doubt because she was in the car for four hours. But now I’m starting to think she’s just being lazy. #catsofbluesky
I simply astonished at how well executed this scene from Severance Episode 9 was. To put that mono-syl-lab-ically…Love This Show!
Slight Spoiler Alert…probably not technically, but being respectful
youtu.be/H4yVDB19_1E?...
Slight Spoiler Alert…probably not technically, but being respectful
youtu.be/H4yVDB19_1E?...
Milchick Rebels Against Mr. Drummond - Severance “The After Hours” | 4K
YouTube video by OnRewind
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March 17, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I simply astonished at how well executed this scene from Severance Episode 9 was. To put that mono-syl-lab-ically…Love This Show!
Slight Spoiler Alert…probably not technically, but being respectful
youtu.be/H4yVDB19_1E?...
Slight Spoiler Alert…probably not technically, but being respectful
youtu.be/H4yVDB19_1E?...
Reposted by Kevin Kilgarriff
Reposted by Kevin Kilgarriff
NOW IN AUDIOBOOK! Make Sure the First Page of Your Story is the Best it can Be
#writercommunity #indieauthors #authorslife #writerssociety #author
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#writercommunity #indieauthors #authorslife #writerssociety #author
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March 15, 2025 at 11:15 PM
NOW IN AUDIOBOOK! Make Sure the First Page of Your Story is the Best it can Be
#writercommunity #indieauthors #authorslife #writerssociety #author
buff.ly/ckwhk08
#writercommunity #indieauthors #authorslife #writerssociety #author
buff.ly/ckwhk08