Behold my genius! Today’s culinary offering. Strawberry cake with homemade cream cheese frosting.

Dallas weather. 2+ inches of sleet on a solid layer of ice. Going to be stuck inside for a few days. ❄️

After decades of wondering, the answer is clear. The quickest way for the Cowboys to make it to Championship Football is to join other teams. #NFL #Seahawks #Cowboys #Football #NFCChampionship #playoffs

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Chef Kevin at it again! This time it's lasagna. I'm telling you - my genius generates its own gravity.

I used it. #rebel

Somewhere, there is a desert. Millions of tons of sand make up this desert. One day, some of this sand will become a lens for my glasses.

I can assure you - the sand already has fingerprints on it.

In addition to being an arborist, perfumista, cabbage enthusiast, and renaissance man, I’m apparently a brilliant chef. Here’s my first ever banana bread.

Dear #EveryRetailer on the planet.

Please give us an option to Shut you Up on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day. I am not looking to hear from you during these days - At All. If I need you, I'll seek you out. Otherwise, please stop with the emails and texts.

Thank you.

Dear good people of @support.bsky.team

Please make the "Show less like this" option functional. I've selected that option over 30 times on one specific type of post, yet the Discover feed continues to be inundated with this subject matter. Thank you!