Peak VF was when Dominic Dunne and Gore Vidal would get bitchy (their words) in the letters section.

We used to be a proper nation.

Imagine if Dominic Dunne was still with us and writing for Vanity Fair. He'd get magnificently bitchy and level her.

Also, the BaBa Walters soft lighting

Notice we never see Will's father. Folks, we're going all Joseph Campbell.

Uruguay is at the end of the bar, snickering and taking pictures of the others.

A Very Special Dahmer Thanksgiving

The turkey is tofu.

Fuuuuuuuu......

I hope Chloe's dad also hyper-supervises her relationship. That'd be hilarious.

Also, the machines harvesting the wheat on the Mightly Illinois Steepe depend on advancements in order to feed the grateful masses.

A National Guitar, duh.

I think it was 4am to 2am.

I was only pulled over once for suspended drug smuggling. Zit-faced Nevada Highway Patrol officer on I-80 in Elko. He was all "can I see what's in the back?" And I'm all "no, you can get a warrant and we can stand here for 3 hours and you'll find nothing."

I drove off.

I once drove a small Ryder moving truck from Aspen to San Francisco in one day because I had caffeine in my cup and Art Bell on the radio.

Very San Diego.

Lamphead ukulele Oregon lady

History is filled with stories of bad-ass mothfuckers killing nazis and slavers and this should be a series.

He will get bamboozled again!