Welcome the wonderful world of Phil!

I’ve been seasonally dispepsic about The Bills since 1989, so really it feels like the Holidays for me.

I hope you're not waiting, waiting 'round for me
'Cause I'm not going anywhere, obviously

Got a broken heart and your name on my cast
And everybody's gone at last

"Why are they so alienated? Must be no nookie."

She could be "hot" as hell by conventional standards and still be an ugly human being. That pant suit isn't helping.

Universities, churches, corporations, and other institutions will punish whistleblowers before they hold one of their own accountable. Double goes for government.

Especially Stand By Me. I haven't seen it in 30 years (first time in theaters when it came out), and I feel like it will hit different now that I'm older than Richard Dreyfuss was as the adult Gordie, looking back on his youth. I'll probably get Matt Damon about it.

Americans take note