Keyboard Hulk
@keyboardhulk.bsky.social
World’s loudest typist. Likes a kitchen full of fresh ingredients and singing where absolutely no one can hear him. Balances bacon with gym and hope.
Yes it’s 8.30pm. But I feel like reading something comforting in bed. Maybe some kinda fantasy novel. Or a delicious cookbook.
November 11, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Yes it’s 8.30pm. But I feel like reading something comforting in bed. Maybe some kinda fantasy novel. Or a delicious cookbook.
Had an incredible lunch yesterday with former colleagues to mark the end of a program we’d all worked on. Never had a herb sorbet made with liquid nitrogen before 👀
November 7, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Had an incredible lunch yesterday with former colleagues to mark the end of a program we’d all worked on. Never had a herb sorbet made with liquid nitrogen before 👀
I’d say I’m starting my day off by sweating out my sins… but being a paragon of virtue, that’s impossible, you see 😇
November 6, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I’d say I’m starting my day off by sweating out my sins… but being a paragon of virtue, that’s impossible, you see 😇
Homemade duck and hoisin pizza. This is making me very happy and very full right now.
November 4, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Homemade duck and hoisin pizza. This is making me very happy and very full right now.
I am officially too old to be drunkenly eating two-minute ramen at 2.30am. Am I allowed to blame @ccshoreditch.bsky.social for this somehow??
November 1, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I am officially too old to be drunkenly eating two-minute ramen at 2.30am. Am I allowed to blame @ccshoreditch.bsky.social for this somehow??
Some crispy pork belly, some wine, and a blood orange or two, and I’m a happy happy man.
October 25, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Some crispy pork belly, some wine, and a blood orange or two, and I’m a happy happy man.
Got to catch up with a bunch of old friends today. It’s kinda awesome to see that some things haven’t changed with time (and in some cases children). 😍
October 22, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Got to catch up with a bunch of old friends today. It’s kinda awesome to see that some things haven’t changed with time (and in some cases children). 😍
I’m not tipsy and full of deep-fried food, you’re tipsy and full of deep-fried food, shut up.
October 17, 2025 at 10:21 AM
I’m not tipsy and full of deep-fried food, you’re tipsy and full of deep-fried food, shut up.
It’s Blood Orange season! Imma turn it into gelatos and granitas, marinate chicken in its sharp, sweet essence, and, dammit, just suck it greedily from the skin.
(Yes, I get wildly excited about certain fruits.)
(Yes, I get wildly excited about certain fruits.)
October 16, 2025 at 7:45 AM
It’s Blood Orange season! Imma turn it into gelatos and granitas, marinate chicken in its sharp, sweet essence, and, dammit, just suck it greedily from the skin.
(Yes, I get wildly excited about certain fruits.)
(Yes, I get wildly excited about certain fruits.)
AI working very hard to transform us from kinda boozy to vaguely porn-y 😂😂
October 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
AI working very hard to transform us from kinda boozy to vaguely porn-y 😂😂
Brisbane is far more fun than I’d anticipated 😂
October 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Brisbane is far more fun than I’d anticipated 😂
My man’s been in NSW for family reasons, so I’ve been in full introvert mode for the last three days. Dancing around the kitchen while cooking Jamie Oliver recipes, reading books, watching Schitt’s Creek for the 15th time, that sorta thing.
October 9, 2025 at 7:54 AM
My man’s been in NSW for family reasons, so I’ve been in full introvert mode for the last three days. Dancing around the kitchen while cooking Jamie Oliver recipes, reading books, watching Schitt’s Creek for the 15th time, that sorta thing.
Making the most of a sunny afternoon in Melbourne’s spring of deception.
October 4, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Making the most of a sunny afternoon in Melbourne’s spring of deception.
Hi from your gym dads. Come work out with us and we’ll cook you dinner. There’s chocolate mousse, too.
September 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Hi from your gym dads. Come work out with us and we’ll cook you dinner. There’s chocolate mousse, too.
Little wander up Hanging Rock with a very fun group of people. And no, we did not picnic: like any sensible person, we went to the pub.
September 26, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Little wander up Hanging Rock with a very fun group of people. And no, we did not picnic: like any sensible person, we went to the pub.
Dinner tonight was a chicken curry pasta bake. But even for me, too heavy on the chilli 😳🔥🔥
September 25, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Dinner tonight was a chicken curry pasta bake. But even for me, too heavy on the chilli 😳🔥🔥
This handsome bastard outdid himself with dinner tonight.
September 22, 2025 at 9:49 AM
This handsome bastard outdid himself with dinner tonight.
Yesterday’s cooking adventures included veal biryani (which worked surprisingly well) and Kerala fried chicken).
September 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Yesterday’s cooking adventures included veal biryani (which worked surprisingly well) and Kerala fried chicken).
Because @ccshoreditch.bsky.social can’t have all the ‘Masc Dom Top’ vibes on this platform 😉😜
September 19, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Because @ccshoreditch.bsky.social can’t have all the ‘Masc Dom Top’ vibes on this platform 😉😜
The Winter of Braises has ended. Yesterday we declared the start of the Spring of Sous Vide!
(My inexpert carving expertly photographed by @jbau.bsky.social)
(My inexpert carving expertly photographed by @jbau.bsky.social)
September 15, 2025 at 3:01 AM
The Winter of Braises has ended. Yesterday we declared the start of the Spring of Sous Vide!
(My inexpert carving expertly photographed by @jbau.bsky.social)
(My inexpert carving expertly photographed by @jbau.bsky.social)
It’s not pit day but what the hell.
September 11, 2025 at 10:11 PM
It’s not pit day but what the hell.
Look at these cuties 😍
September 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Look at these cuties 😍
One last sauna to purify the soul before I back to work. (Or, more accurately, to sweat out the wine from the last few days.)
September 5, 2025 at 3:51 AM
One last sauna to purify the soul before I back to work. (Or, more accurately, to sweat out the wine from the last few days.)
Another day, another spa. This time with wine 😈
September 3, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Another day, another spa. This time with wine 😈