Ghoul Ol' WT
@keyguardactive.bsky.social
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Cat Dad, Mando'ad, Ace, Feminist, Socialist, & Tabletop Gamer. Posts about wrestling like it's real. He/Him. #StopAntisemitism #FreePalestine #blm #Transrights #ACAB Bigots blocked on sight.
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keyguardactive.bsky.social
You ever have something stupid in your head and you can't get it out without doing a bad photoshop?
The Bullet Club logo painted blue and with the Bluesky Butterfly added, and edited to read Wrestlesky Club
keyguardactive.bsky.social
What would you have fed the Triceratopses? Would they be for riding, or do they give milk? I'm not up on the paleontology.
keyguardactive.bsky.social
That is a pain I know too well. I've got a novella and a couple half novels on my hard drive that just aren't THERE yet. One day we'll overcome that.
keyguardactive.bsky.social
Literally on my desk as we talk, my friend.
WT holds up a Power Ranger Morpher with the Triceratops coin slotted in.
keyguardactive.bsky.social
That happens. Do you enjoy what do you instead? Not just work, the other stuff, too.
keyguardactive.bsky.social
No, see, that's the danger of this. like, my comic was never published by a major, but I did get published and it was stocked in a comic shop. I made it!

Don't nitpick that it isn't EVERYTHING, be proud of what you accomplished. You're a journalist like you dreamed!
keyguardactive.bsky.social
That's also true. I'm glad that, even if it's not where they money comes from, you get to live a BUNCH of your dreams.
keyguardactive.bsky.social
Well, sure, we all get a job or two. But you made it! You gave your first dream a shot and hated it, which, mad respect for not just muscling through. And then you chased the second one and got it! Must be pretty cool to know teenage you would be proud of adult you.
keyguardactive.bsky.social
And you still got your dogs, so you're doing alright in the "hanging out with animals" department.
keyguardactive.bsky.social
For real though, right after they arrested me, I might lie about knowing the Supreme Chancellor of Anonymous or whatever just because I don't actually know anything useful they could torture out of me, and my sense of "time and place" isn't well developed.
keyguardactive.bsky.social
I got that one, too. But I think the arguing was just an early sign of the autism. "Here is why I did what I did, so you see, logically, there's no reason to punish me, because I lacked intent to misbehave."
keyguardactive.bsky.social
I had a brief Space Kid faze, but that was one of the things that never really sparked joy for me. Do you ever wonder what might have been?
keyguardactive.bsky.social
I feel like Journalist is less fun than it looks in media.

When did you decide against the path of animals? Just something that didn't seem possible?
keyguardactive.bsky.social
Well, if we're counting "not technically a job" I wanted to be a Ghostbuster first. I briefly considered becoming one of those Urban Ghost Hunters and I was pricing EMF equipment, but I just... don't actually believe in ghosts.
keyguardactive.bsky.social
I wanted to be a teacher. Even went to a little bit of college for it! But to get the degree, even for 1st grade, they wanted me to learn calculus. So I gave up and got a job. Series of jobs, really, until I eventually landed at the call center. Where I now teach training courses. So, close enough.
keyguardactive.bsky.social
Friends, let me ask: What did you want to be when you grew up? Did it happen? When did you change your mind?
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Fuck, that story sounds awesome.
keyguardactive.bsky.social
Having friends when they were in short supply.
Made my old webcomic.
Laughed a great deal.
Shared my cat, daily, with 20k people.

Lots of great things happened to me because of Social Media.
conradhackett.bsky.social
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
keyguardactive.bsky.social
This is it. The most OG Wrestlesky coded post ever made. 🤼‍♂️
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Most wrestling feuds, honestly, would be solved fairly quickly if everybody just kissed about it. 🤼‍♂️
keyguardactive.bsky.social
Darby out here taking fight direction from Jason Mendoza.

Bortles! 🤼
keyguardactive.bsky.social
Well, obviously, but I just mean a North American Based Promotion is presenting all these guys. We could have gotten some World of Sport stuff in the past, but over here? Not until now.
keyguardactive.bsky.social
Hates Enzo Amore, checks out.
keyguardactive.bsky.social
Oh, no, Kyle is great, too. AEW and ROH have just SO MANY great pure style wrestlers.

...Is this the best era or American pro wrestling?
keyguardactive.bsky.social
We were posting the same thought at the same time, because that match would RULE.
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If someone wanted to make a case that PAC is the best pure wrestler on the AEW roster, I'd have a hard time arguing. I think he and TAIGASTYLE could have a match that would bring about world peace. 🤼