The best part of my work day is shoving myself in the backseat of my two door car and taking a fucking nap during lunch

I love walking my dogs on clear winter nights because I get to say hi to Orion and compliment his belt

I just saw an ad for scientology on Twitter, so I'm escaping back here because what the actual fuck

"In girl world, Halloween is the one day a year when a girl can dress up like a total-"
Clown edition