Matthew :)
@keyspaired.bsky.social
went away for a bit now I'm creeping back
based in Newcastle
based in Newcastle
how it feels to correctly guess who'll be murdered on the traitors
January 16, 2026 at 8:35 PM
how it feels to correctly guess who'll be murdered on the traitors
Reposted by Matthew :)
Me playing call of duty
January 8, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Me playing call of duty
why does every episode of the traitors make me need a lie down after to process what I've just seen
January 9, 2026 at 9:12 PM
why does every episode of the traitors make me need a lie down after to process what I've just seen
girls I'm about to be the last single person in my irl friend group. this is not good
January 8, 2026 at 10:28 PM
girls I'm about to be the last single person in my irl friend group. this is not good
reading animal farm for the first time just so I can hate on the new movie accurately. shit's gaggy
December 23, 2025 at 11:44 AM
reading animal farm for the first time just so I can hate on the new movie accurately. shit's gaggy
first 3 things at the top of my camera roll are videos of me trying on jocks. I'm getting jumpscared by my own ass every time I go to send a meme
December 15, 2025 at 4:36 PM
first 3 things at the top of my camera roll are videos of me trying on jocks. I'm getting jumpscared by my own ass every time I go to send a meme
tumblr mutual drew some of my nudes and they turned out cute :)
December 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
tumblr mutual drew some of my nudes and they turned out cute :)
came back to bluesky because grindr isn't cutting it no more
December 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
came back to bluesky because grindr isn't cutting it no more
gingerbread pepsi sounds like it should be evil but ouu Cindy my pussy's leaking
December 8, 2025 at 9:24 AM
gingerbread pepsi sounds like it should be evil but ouu Cindy my pussy's leaking
bluesky can have a little thirst trap, as a treat
December 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
bluesky can have a little thirst trap, as a treat