kgy121
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Extremely active brown spider here. It has been trying to build a web around me.
March 22, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Extremely active brown spider here. It has been trying to build a web around me.
I forgot about the giant spider until just now when it ran across the quilt.
February 29, 2024 at 2:30 PM
I forgot about the giant spider until just now when it ran across the quilt.
I hate the tags on the inside of shirts so much. At least the ones on pants are flat, and sewn into the fabric so they don't dangle around at random and press against the skin with their edges.
February 24, 2024 at 5:50 AM
I hate the tags on the inside of shirts so much. At least the ones on pants are flat, and sewn into the fabric so they don't dangle around at random and press against the skin with their edges.
How does hair end up on the inside of the phone case.
January 11, 2024 at 6:37 PM
How does hair end up on the inside of the phone case.
Hate auto-log-out. I don't remember any of these passwords, have to spend all that effort trying to guess whatever it was set as.
January 4, 2024 at 9:11 AM
Hate auto-log-out. I don't remember any of these passwords, have to spend all that effort trying to guess whatever it was set as.
Blargh need to throw away this gallon jug, the top dumped water all over me while it was closed.
December 25, 2023 at 11:01 AM
Blargh need to throw away this gallon jug, the top dumped water all over me while it was closed.
I am officially a terrible landlord; evicted a spider two days before Christmas.
December 23, 2023 at 2:05 PM
I am officially a terrible landlord; evicted a spider two days before Christmas.
Bought three more pies.
The outside crust of the pie is my least favorite part. Even if it isn't burnt, there's practically no way to get an appropriate amount of pie filling onto the same bite as a giant lump of crust, and then you're just chewing on a dry lump of unleavened bread. Hardtack is more inviting.
December 20, 2023 at 5:07 AM
Bought three more pies.
Turns out when the store took my order for a gallon of 'sweet or green tea' the person who did the ordering went with 'this means two cases'. Won't have to get more of that stuff for a while.
December 20, 2023 at 3:56 AM
Turns out when the store took my order for a gallon of 'sweet or green tea' the person who did the ordering went with 'this means two cases'. Won't have to get more of that stuff for a while.
The outside crust of the pie is my least favorite part. Even if it isn't burnt, there's practically no way to get an appropriate amount of pie filling onto the same bite as a giant lump of crust, and then you're just chewing on a dry lump of unleavened bread. Hardtack is more inviting.
December 19, 2023 at 1:17 AM
The outside crust of the pie is my least favorite part. Even if it isn't burnt, there's practically no way to get an appropriate amount of pie filling onto the same bite as a giant lump of crust, and then you're just chewing on a dry lump of unleavened bread. Hardtack is more inviting.
At least after this ham has been in the fridge for a while I can pretend it's actually tofu and therefore supposed to not have any flavor or texture whatsoever.
Still can't pretend that it's good for you though.
Still can't pretend that it's good for you though.
December 15, 2023 at 1:13 AM
At least after this ham has been in the fridge for a while I can pretend it's actually tofu and therefore supposed to not have any flavor or texture whatsoever.
Still can't pretend that it's good for you though.
Still can't pretend that it's good for you though.
There's a spider of similar size and appearance in the shower again. Might have been two in there the whole time and I had only ever seen one at a time. It also might be that the cause of death was gang violence now.
December 14, 2023 at 5:08 AM
There's a spider of similar size and appearance in the shower again. Might have been two in there the whole time and I had only ever seen one at a time. It also might be that the cause of death was gang violence now.
Turns out the ice cream crystalized. Not my favorite texture, but it's still good.
December 13, 2023 at 5:14 AM
Turns out the ice cream crystalized. Not my favorite texture, but it's still good.
RIP shower spider, it was found curled up, dead of unknown causes. Possibly starvation, potentially because it's winter. I don't have spider autopsy skills.
December 12, 2023 at 9:08 PM
RIP shower spider, it was found curled up, dead of unknown causes. Possibly starvation, potentially because it's winter. I don't have spider autopsy skills.
Whoops plugged in too many kitchen appliances and tripped the breaker. Hope the ice cream is still frozen.
December 9, 2023 at 3:42 PM
Whoops plugged in too many kitchen appliances and tripped the breaker. Hope the ice cream is still frozen.
The true bone-hurting-juice is the cold water tap in winter when you turn on the wrong faucet to wash your hands.
December 9, 2023 at 3:18 AM
The true bone-hurting-juice is the cold water tap in winter when you turn on the wrong faucet to wash your hands.
Turns out they were under the mail. Imagine getting through that pile of junk in a timely manner.
Okay I know I *have* keys, I had to use them to get into the house. No idea where they went though.
December 7, 2023 at 10:47 PM
Turns out they were under the mail. Imagine getting through that pile of junk in a timely manner.
Oh, November is over. Should probably shave then.
December 7, 2023 at 10:45 PM
Oh, November is over. Should probably shave then.
whoops apparently flipping my wallet open and closed eventually leads to it flinging my cards off into the distance. I should probably not do that again.
December 4, 2023 at 8:24 PM
whoops apparently flipping my wallet open and closed eventually leads to it flinging my cards off into the distance. I should probably not do that again.
Okay I know I *have* keys, I had to use them to get into the house. No idea where they went though.
December 4, 2023 at 6:29 PM
Okay I know I *have* keys, I had to use them to get into the house. No idea where they went though.
I really ought to label which side of the sink is cold water and hot so I don't wait for entirely too long for the water to heat up to scrub the one dish I'm trying to clean.
December 3, 2023 at 2:48 PM
I really ought to label which side of the sink is cold water and hot so I don't wait for entirely too long for the water to heat up to scrub the one dish I'm trying to clean.
Nice thing about it being 'danger of pipes freezing' is that the water is *super* cold.
November 30, 2023 at 1:14 PM
Nice thing about it being 'danger of pipes freezing' is that the water is *super* cold.
Living room spider made an appearance again. That's perfectly acceptable, as long as they keep away from my pants.
November 30, 2023 at 10:36 AM
Living room spider made an appearance again. That's perfectly acceptable, as long as they keep away from my pants.
Apropos of nothing, branding sucks. The concept of 'building a personal brand' sucks. The corporations trying to make themselves look cool suck. The ones that aren't doing that also suck, but still.
November 30, 2023 at 3:00 AM
Apropos of nothing, branding sucks. The concept of 'building a personal brand' sucks. The corporations trying to make themselves look cool suck. The ones that aren't doing that also suck, but still.