Khoma Stormcrow
@kh0ma.bsky.social
3 goblins in a trenchcoat just trying to pass as a human.
I get that. I don't even like having my picture taken.
Me, talk, on camera? No thank you.
Me, talk, on camera? No thank you.
November 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I get that. I don't even like having my picture taken.
Me, talk, on camera? No thank you.
Me, talk, on camera? No thank you.
Jehovahs don't come to my house anymore. They had to learn the hard way not to solicit the gay witch that knows scripture like Alistair Crowley.
November 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Jehovahs don't come to my house anymore. They had to learn the hard way not to solicit the gay witch that knows scripture like Alistair Crowley.
Can't find the plot if they can't read.
November 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Can't find the plot if they can't read.
*rolls out guillotine*
We're waiting....
We're waiting....
November 28, 2025 at 11:59 PM
*rolls out guillotine*
We're waiting....
We're waiting....
Damn, how'd you know?
November 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Damn, how'd you know?
Judge Judy narrated by David Attenborough. No audio, just his commentary on the habits of the North American Hood Rat.
November 28, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Judge Judy narrated by David Attenborough. No audio, just his commentary on the habits of the North American Hood Rat.
Why does he look like Elon drank from the wrong holy grail?
November 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Why does he look like Elon drank from the wrong holy grail?
If I had a reason to fly I'd show up in flip flops, sports bra and a thong just because.
November 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
If I had a reason to fly I'd show up in flip flops, sports bra and a thong just because.
You're just wandering around doing random side quests.
I would expect nothing less from you.
I would expect nothing less from you.
November 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
You're just wandering around doing random side quests.
I would expect nothing less from you.
I would expect nothing less from you.
Plant him out back and water him twice a day until he starts to flower.
November 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Plant him out back and water him twice a day until he starts to flower.
There's a distinct possibility that all of those guys were just schizophrenic. Abraham definitely was.
November 19, 2025 at 6:34 PM
There's a distinct possibility that all of those guys were just schizophrenic. Abraham definitely was.
Maybe they do, but only if that day is mandatory group therapy and a lecture about consent.
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Maybe they do, but only if that day is mandatory group therapy and a lecture about consent.