Sabers got themselves an arrow in the knee

Also also: the word "no" exists and should be respected! There are 8 billion people out there, just move along

Fr fr, like...it's easier than ever, without being a creep, to find other people with your hobbies or their own "weird" hobbies! You can find someone who finds your tics charming and vice-versa! It's all out there!

Men: be weird (idiosyncratic, hobbies, etc) instead of weird (lustful, creepy)

I feel like my imagination of Flavio's insta is more entertaining than reality, but it's Flavio so I also expect to be proven wrong

As a younger person in a stuffy, moneyed church (beautiful building, tho), an old lady chastized me because I was still snacking on some donut sticks as I walked into the sanctuary. Lady, if I'm sitting through any presentation, I'm grabbing snacks on the way in

Downtown Indianapolis is quite good (when they aren't doing road work)

What if it's not, but The Schwarz is?

Easiest way to ensure Y2K didn't get your teeth

But if they make it a national monument, there's a non-zero chance they might tear it down and build a data center instead