khosh 🦉🦎 pump me full of “sorry”
@khosh3kh.bsky.social
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30s | any pronouns | 🏳️‍🌈 mostly screaming into the void about stolitz and the hellaverse | NSFW content 🔞 | #hbspoilers https://archiveofourown.org/users/kh0sh3kh/
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it’s almost my summer break, I have a lot of stuff I wanna get done, and I tend to reward my productivity sessions with fanfic SOOOO

pls drop a link to your fave fanfic you’ve written, fave you’ve read, your ao3 profile. don’t care if I’ve read it before, I need to comment on so much. gimme 😌
Stolas with his face buried in a book
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tiktok video: “every time I pick up the fly swatter, my cat wants to be hit with it. what a freak.”

me, eyeing Stolitz: 👀👀👀
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I swear they just read all our posts and saw what we were thirstiest for and dumped it all into one episode, SIZE DIFFERENCE FLUFFY TITS BIG ASS SLUTTY WAIST PERFECTLY BREEDABLE
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I’ve played out the next chapter of my fic in my head so many times that now it doesn’t feel right As Words… time to delete everything and start from scratch LMAO
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HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYY, enjoy all that cake 😌😌 uh, front cake 😌😌 Blitzø cake 😌😌 he’s got a big dick, okay —
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“Blitzø can handle this” as Millie proceeds to beat the shit out of Blitzø so badly that a demon is forced to evacuate his body

that does something to me every time. I love their bromance. 🥹
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I like to think there was a heartwarming moment after Seeing Stars where they all got along and exchanged numbers… and a week later, Blitzø was like “fuck, I’m gonna forget her name” and Via was like “that dickbag isn’t going to call unless he’s with Dad” and that’s when they set the contact names
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I can’t get over Stolas just chilling with his cultists, bored during a human sacrifice, waiting for the cake to be served and then calling it a boring party 😭😭😭
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it’s so fucking funny to me how they’ve been sleeping together FOR A YEAR and Blitzø still doesn’t know what foods Stolas is even capable of eating and has to label his daughter as “Stolas bird daughter” in his phone and Stolas has yet to prove he knows Moxxie and Millie’s names 😭😭😭
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I’m onto Apology Tour now and I’ll never stop being thankful that we get a good look at Stolas’ gorgeousssssssss gardens, like holy shit S3 needs to give us Stolas having a proper breakdown over losing such a beautiful place
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it’s literally my favorite part of their early dynamic because they reiterate so often so much they love fucking each other — you KNOW there’s so much consent and an insane amount of trust and some kind of communication going on, but these assholes know nothing about each other and that delights me
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I’d say Millie is also at her hottest but she’s ALWAYS hot and I’d let her peg me anytime, anywhere
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Moxxie truly is at his hottest during the fight scene, I’d peg that little Casanova so fucking hard
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I had been procrastinating my Full Moon rewatch bc the episode hurts me so much but fuck, I forgot how much I love it
- “Stolas isn’t much for the beads” *pulls out 20 foot dick* “THAT’S HIS SPEED”
- the re-confirmation that stolitz are a hardcore BDSM couple
- that fuckin cherub getting punched
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I want to have a few word with whoever in the spindlehorse office was like “what has this show been missing? right, Stolas with an absolute DUMPTRUCK, caked up to the gods, double cheeked up, ass entering doors three business days after the rest of him”

and those few words would be “thank you”
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I couldn’t stop humming it all morning for some reason!!!
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I need someone to make one of those chewable stim toys that’s just his face
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KNEAD !! THOSE !! CHEEKS !! hands for two, tail for the other two !!
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I love that they all get their wins that show just how intelligent they all are in their own ways — Moxxie and weapons, Millie taking down the mafia, Blitzø and all his scheming, Loona and the grimoire, Stolas and the lawyer. No one IS the smartest because they have their niches and are a team 💜