Khris
@khrisfrompg.bsky.social
I'm Khris. From PG County.
- Dana's husband
- Dad & stepdad
- School librarian
- Hip-hop head
- Recent water enthusiast (catching up from years of dehydration)
- Probably sleep deprived, but I can't tell anymore
I hate writing bios.
- Dana's husband
- Dad & stepdad
- School librarian
- Hip-hop head
- Recent water enthusiast (catching up from years of dehydration)
- Probably sleep deprived, but I can't tell anymore
I hate writing bios.
At the ID check at the casino, waiting for the go ahead which happens real quick when your birth year starts w/ a 19
Security Guy: Costco?
Me: Yeah, I go there
SG: No. You handed me your Costco card
Me: Ah, man. My fault. Let me get you my license
SG: Naw. You got a Costco card. You good
Me:
Security Guy: Costco?
Me: Yeah, I go there
SG: No. You handed me your Costco card
Me: Ah, man. My fault. Let me get you my license
SG: Naw. You got a Costco card. You good
Me:
June 2, 2025 at 2:09 PM
At the ID check at the casino, waiting for the go ahead which happens real quick when your birth year starts w/ a 19
Security Guy: Costco?
Me: Yeah, I go there
SG: No. You handed me your Costco card
Me: Ah, man. My fault. Let me get you my license
SG: Naw. You got a Costco card. You good
Me:
Security Guy: Costco?
Me: Yeah, I go there
SG: No. You handed me your Costco card
Me: Ah, man. My fault. Let me get you my license
SG: Naw. You got a Costco card. You good
Me:
Hey Google or Siri or Alexa or whoever...
How does insider trading work?
How does insider trading work?
April 10, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Hey Google or Siri or Alexa or whoever...
How does insider trading work?
How does insider trading work?
Elevators by OutKast was the reason I fell in love with hip-hop. Like, Big Boi, how are you skating and bouncing on the instrumental.
And 3K's second verse was the first time I ever heard a rapper essentially say "yeah I'm famous, but I ain't rich."
And the beat from Organized Noise...sheesh!
And 3K's second verse was the first time I ever heard a rapper essentially say "yeah I'm famous, but I ain't rich."
And the beat from Organized Noise...sheesh!
April 5, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Elevators by OutKast was the reason I fell in love with hip-hop. Like, Big Boi, how are you skating and bouncing on the instrumental.
And 3K's second verse was the first time I ever heard a rapper essentially say "yeah I'm famous, but I ain't rich."
And the beat from Organized Noise...sheesh!
And 3K's second verse was the first time I ever heard a rapper essentially say "yeah I'm famous, but I ain't rich."
And the beat from Organized Noise...sheesh!
Just had a Who's on First moment with my four-year-old over H.E.R.
After the 6th "But Daddy, what's her name?" I folded.
Her mama called her Gabi Wilson. I'mma call her Gabi Wilson.
After the 6th "But Daddy, what's her name?" I folded.
Her mama called her Gabi Wilson. I'mma call her Gabi Wilson.
March 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Just had a Who's on First moment with my four-year-old over H.E.R.
After the 6th "But Daddy, what's her name?" I folded.
Her mama called her Gabi Wilson. I'mma call her Gabi Wilson.
After the 6th "But Daddy, what's her name?" I folded.
Her mama called her Gabi Wilson. I'mma call her Gabi Wilson.
This NC State - Notre Dame game is wild!
February 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
This NC State - Notre Dame game is wild!
Doechii!!!!!! Let's goooooo!!!!
February 3, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Doechii!!!!!! Let's goooooo!!!!
"Not Like Us" winning three Grammys already is nasty work.
February 2, 2025 at 11:16 PM
"Not Like Us" winning three Grammys already is nasty work.
It's been quite a year this week.
February 1, 2025 at 3:39 PM
It's been quite a year this week.
The first episode of Paradise on Hulu... I'm in.
Sterling K. Brown doing Sterling K. Brown does. Man, that guy can actually. James Marsden cooking, too.
Sterling K. Brown doing Sterling K. Brown does. Man, that guy can actually. James Marsden cooking, too.
January 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The first episode of Paradise on Hulu... I'm in.
Sterling K. Brown doing Sterling K. Brown does. Man, that guy can actually. James Marsden cooking, too.
Sterling K. Brown doing Sterling K. Brown does. Man, that guy can actually. James Marsden cooking, too.
Yoooooo! The Children of Blood and Bone cast is STACKED!!!
January 23, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Yoooooo! The Children of Blood and Bone cast is STACKED!!!
Naw, I was legit down bad today, but all my co-workers thought I called out because the Commanders finally won a playoff game.
It's a fair accusation.
And while we're praising DC, Jeffrey Wright is hella underrated as an actor.
It's a fair accusation.
And while we're praising DC, Jeffrey Wright is hella underrated as an actor.
January 14, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Naw, I was legit down bad today, but all my co-workers thought I called out because the Commanders finally won a playoff game.
It's a fair accusation.
And while we're praising DC, Jeffrey Wright is hella underrated as an actor.
It's a fair accusation.
And while we're praising DC, Jeffrey Wright is hella underrated as an actor.
One day, I'm playing basketball without warming up then hitting the club in my Steve Maddens.
The next, I'm over 40 watching Matlock.
Life comes at ya fast.
The next, I'm over 40 watching Matlock.
Life comes at ya fast.
January 7, 2025 at 12:02 AM
One day, I'm playing basketball without warming up then hitting the club in my Steve Maddens.
The next, I'm over 40 watching Matlock.
Life comes at ya fast.
The next, I'm over 40 watching Matlock.
Life comes at ya fast.
I'm at my absolute physical slowest when someone unexpectedly holds the door open for me.
January 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I'm at my absolute physical slowest when someone unexpectedly holds the door open for me.
I know I'll be anywhere from a few seconds to a few days off the New Year ball drop because of streaming lag.
Still never going back to cable tho.
Still never going back to cable tho.
January 1, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I know I'll be anywhere from a few seconds to a few days off the New Year ball drop because of streaming lag.
Still never going back to cable tho.
Still never going back to cable tho.
If I stare at it long enough, this Christmas tree will take itself down, right?
December 28, 2024 at 6:24 PM
If I stare at it long enough, this Christmas tree will take itself down, right?
Smh. Beyonce is a straight up generational performer.
December 25, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Smh. Beyonce is a straight up generational performer.
Go 'head and schedule that email to your boss for late o' clock at night. It'll look like you're working at all hours of the night.
Look how dedicated you are!
Look how dedicated you are!
December 21, 2024 at 3:41 AM
Go 'head and schedule that email to your boss for late o' clock at night. It'll look like you're working at all hours of the night.
Look how dedicated you are!
Look how dedicated you are!
Bluesky's format is so simple that it confused me. I posted my lil' story all out of order. 😂
December 19, 2024 at 12:37 PM
Bluesky's format is so simple that it confused me. I posted my lil' story all out of order. 😂
Can jury duty start at 21?
Not being old enough to drink, but being the jury foreman that had to read a guilty verdict was wild.
Not being old enough to drink, but being the jury foreman that had to read a guilty verdict was wild.
December 19, 2024 at 1:35 AM
Can jury duty start at 21?
Not being old enough to drink, but being the jury foreman that had to read a guilty verdict was wild.
Not being old enough to drink, but being the jury foreman that had to read a guilty verdict was wild.
I was a fairly well-behaved kid and a decent student. I never went hungry, but we weren't exactly swimming in money.
My parents let me know Santa wasn't real, so I wouldn't think he brought me less than other kids because of something I did.
My parents let me know Santa wasn't real, so I wouldn't think he brought me less than other kids because of something I did.
December 18, 2024 at 11:11 PM
I was a fairly well-behaved kid and a decent student. I never went hungry, but we weren't exactly swimming in money.
My parents let me know Santa wasn't real, so I wouldn't think he brought me less than other kids because of something I did.
My parents let me know Santa wasn't real, so I wouldn't think he brought me less than other kids because of something I did.
I'll never forgive my wife for this multiple choice game of "who does Khris look like?"
December 16, 2024 at 12:18 PM
I'll never forgive my wife for this multiple choice game of "who does Khris look like?"
"These holidays are just constructs developed by corporations to..."
Yeah yeah yeah. We get it, bruh. You're not coming to the ugly sweater party.
Yeah yeah yeah. We get it, bruh. You're not coming to the ugly sweater party.
December 15, 2024 at 11:25 PM
"These holidays are just constructs developed by corporations to..."
Yeah yeah yeah. We get it, bruh. You're not coming to the ugly sweater party.
Yeah yeah yeah. We get it, bruh. You're not coming to the ugly sweater party.
A Motown Christmas featuring Machine Gun Kelly singing "Last Christmas" by Wham!
I can't make this up.
I can't make this up.
December 12, 2024 at 2:36 AM
A Motown Christmas featuring Machine Gun Kelly singing "Last Christmas" by Wham!
I can't make this up.
I can't make this up.
Nooooooooo!!! Not Nikki Giovanni!!!
Man, I'm hurting.
Man, I'm hurting.
December 10, 2024 at 3:36 AM
Nooooooooo!!! Not Nikki Giovanni!!!
Man, I'm hurting.
Man, I'm hurting.
On the ride home from work (because yes, we work together)...
Me: Babe, this drive too long and this music too slow. You either gon' have to talk to me or we gotta change the music.
Her: Well what you wanna listen to then?
Me: 😩
I'm tapped on the light ultimatums for now.
Me: Babe, this drive too long and this music too slow. You either gon' have to talk to me or we gotta change the music.
Her: Well what you wanna listen to then?
Me: 😩
I'm tapped on the light ultimatums for now.
December 9, 2024 at 11:58 PM
On the ride home from work (because yes, we work together)...
Me: Babe, this drive too long and this music too slow. You either gon' have to talk to me or we gotta change the music.
Her: Well what you wanna listen to then?
Me: 😩
I'm tapped on the light ultimatums for now.
Me: Babe, this drive too long and this music too slow. You either gon' have to talk to me or we gotta change the music.
Her: Well what you wanna listen to then?
Me: 😩
I'm tapped on the light ultimatums for now.