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One of my favorite new forms of comedy is "editor being mean to content creator" never get old imo

If I could go back in time and stop one event I would go back and stop Prometheus from giving us fire he gets to fuck off and human stay monkey

I'm only here to speak my relatively sane thoughts my insane thoughts go on tumblr

Does anyone else wish that a freak accident would happen to you so that you can get out of doing anything like you get hit by a campus vehicle on your way to class or the government accidentally send you 100k and the bank is like "that's there money you sent it to them" cause I do

With a psycho back in power make sure you watch all the porn you want for the next month cause he's going to take it away

This time he’s changed. He promised he won’t beat me.

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Enjoy all the yays! Which one are you? Tag a fren

When Twitter (never calling it x) finally goes away the hipsters will say "I was here before it got popular" and we'll be like "stfu you said the same thing about Twitter"

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