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Doug Keel
@kielhalen.bsky.social
Husband, Dad, App State Alum, Pi Kappa Phi, Navy and 35+ years in the cable industry.

“When I try to impress people with my vast knowledge on a subject, they soon realize it’s only half-vast.”
“Trump Class” seems a bit of an oxymoron.
December 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM
If you have OCD, might I point out that O is supposed to come after CD. You’re welcome.
November 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
‪Epilogue: Regan would later graduate from NYU Law and begin what became a storied career as a Manhattan attorney. Legal success came naturally to Regan, quite possibly, it’s been said, because possession is 9/10 of the law. #TheExorcist‬ #HappyHalloween
October 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
“When they asked if I had tried Swiss Chard and I replied no, that I preferred them sautéed in a red wine reduction.” -Dr. Lecter
August 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Reposted by Doug Keel
Robert “Ed” Smylie, the NASA official who saved the Apollo 13 crew in 1970, has died at 95. He cobbled together an apparatus made of cardboard, plastic bags and duct tape after an explosion crippled the spacecraft as it sped toward the moon. nyti.ms/3Sbusb3
May 16, 2025 at 7:37 PM
At this pace, we’ll be at zero in a month or so.
April 21, 2025 at 6:23 PM
After years of ignoring all of the childish cries, Oliver was still baffled any time someone thought he'd desire to own oxen, whether free or not.
January 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM
#wolfmoon 5:30 AM, with array.
January 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Early this morning. Liking this iPhone 16 Pro a lot.
December 14, 2024 at 1:52 PM
Dogs have whiskers so when you curb them, they don't scrape.
November 30, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Shout out to Mrs. Smith and Mrs. Wesson. If they ran the company, people'd just be dying from too much fried food and pie.
October 21, 2024 at 8:31 PM
This week in 2019, Sears sold off its battery division. That’s just more confirmation that Die Hard is a Christmas movie.
December 25, 2023 at 3:48 AM
At the MI6 Christmas party, everyone gathers around for the annual reading of A Visit from St. Nicholas. A man sways over from the bar to join them.

“Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring…”

“They prefer theirs shaken!”

M: “Oh, shut up, 007.”
December 25, 2023 at 3:44 AM
Apollo 8, Christmas Eve 1968. youtu.be/ToHhQUhdyBY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToHhQUhdyBY&feature=youtu.be
youtu.be
December 24, 2023 at 5:03 PM
In 2014, Dr. Stephen Hawking said he thinks machines with artificial intelligence may take over the world. When they heard this, 7 million Keurig coffee makers did a spit take.
December 23, 2023 at 6:00 PM
Winter Solstice
December 22, 2023 at 7:03 PM
Happy Holidays!
December 22, 2023 at 1:43 PM