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𝗞𝗶𝗸𝘂 𝗛𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗮
@kikuhonda.bsky.social
· Feb 9
𝙷𝚎𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚊 𝚆𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚜 𝙹𝚊𝚙𝚊𝚗 ☆ 𝙺𝚒𝚔𝚞 𝙷𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚊
𝙖𝙘𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙩 𝙞𝙣𝙛𝙤:
❀ matches length and seriousness
❀ MDNI— nsfw, 18+
❀ au friendly
#hetaliarp
𝙖𝙘𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙩 𝙞𝙣𝙛𝙤:
❀ matches length and seriousness
❀ MDNI— nsfw, 18+
❀ au friendly
#hetaliarp
Ah… it’s nearly time for my vasectomy.
October 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Ah… it’s nearly time for my vasectomy.
I just need a massage…
August 31, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I just need a massage…
Ah… how embarrassing to trouble everyone over this…
[Still… Yao knows a thing or two about aging pains.]
[Still… Yao knows a thing or two about aging pains.]
Mmm...we'll probably need one of those paramedic things with the poles and the fabric...
[Thinking hard about who might have that and be someone he could call]
Oh! I know! Yao! He's old school like that!
[Thinking hard about who might have that and be someone he could call]
Oh! I know! Yao! He's old school like that!
Ah… yes… perhaps that would help. I’m just… afraid of moving right now.
August 31, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Ah… how embarrassing to trouble everyone over this…
[Still… Yao knows a thing or two about aging pains.]
[Still… Yao knows a thing or two about aging pains.]
Ah… yes… perhaps that would help. I’m just… afraid of moving right now.
I dunno bro you're looking very un-cash money right now. I could at least take you someplace with universal healthcare
Hgh— No, no, there’s no need to trouble anyone over this…
[He’s like, visibly in agony.]
I appreciate the offer, Alfred-san, but sometimes you don’t know your own strength.
[He’s like, visibly in agony.]
I appreciate the offer, Alfred-san, but sometimes you don’t know your own strength.
August 31, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Ah… yes… perhaps that would help. I’m just… afraid of moving right now.
AH! S-suddenly I’m feeling so much better!!
I can fix Kiku's bones easily. ^J^
August 31, 2025 at 5:34 AM
AH! S-suddenly I’m feeling so much better!!
Hgh— No, no, there’s no need to trouble anyone over this…
[He’s like, visibly in agony.]
I appreciate the offer, Alfred-san, but sometimes you don’t know your own strength.
[He’s like, visibly in agony.]
I appreciate the offer, Alfred-san, but sometimes you don’t know your own strength.
Do you...want me to call someone for you? Is this like an EpiPen situation? What if I tried to crack your neck and back and whatever
Ah, you’re right… I don’t have American insurance.
It’s alright. I’ll just lay here.
It’s alright. I’ll just lay here.
August 31, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Hgh— No, no, there’s no need to trouble anyone over this…
[He’s like, visibly in agony.]
I appreciate the offer, Alfred-san, but sometimes you don’t know your own strength.
[He’s like, visibly in agony.]
I appreciate the offer, Alfred-san, but sometimes you don’t know your own strength.
Ah, you’re right… I don’t have American insurance.
It’s alright. I’ll just lay here.
It’s alright. I’ll just lay here.
I don't think you wanna go to the hospital here but I can probably fix it!
…N-no. I wasn’t singing, I need to go to the hospital.
August 31, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Ah, you’re right… I don’t have American insurance.
It’s alright. I’ll just lay here.
It’s alright. I’ll just lay here.
Could I have it back, please?
😈
Who took my 19 dollar Fortnite card…?
August 31, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Could I have it back, please?
…N-no. I wasn’t singing, I need to go to the hospital.
No no it's ♪my neck, my back, lick my pu-♪
Ah, my back…! Ah, my hips…! Ah, my neck—
August 31, 2025 at 5:16 AM
…N-no. I wasn’t singing, I need to go to the hospital.
Who took my 19 dollar Fortnite card…?
August 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Who took my 19 dollar Fortnite card…?
Ah, my back…! Ah, my hips…! Ah, my neck—
August 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Ah, my back…! Ah, my hips…! Ah, my neck—
…Alright, then… if you’ve really put that much work into it…
[He’s just sort of permissive when it comes to Feli. 😔]
[He’s just sort of permissive when it comes to Feli. 😔]
A little birdie told me!
[Literally. It was Gil's.]
It's very special for you and the occasion. There's nothing else it can be used for. :>
[Literally. It was Gil's.]
It's very special for you and the occasion. There's nothing else it can be used for. :>
…How did you know about it, first of all? And who is the poster board benefitting?
August 30, 2025 at 4:59 AM
…Alright, then… if you’ve really put that much work into it…
[He’s just sort of permissive when it comes to Feli. 😔]
[He’s just sort of permissive when it comes to Feli. 😔]
…How did you know about it, first of all? And who is the poster board benefitting?
Ve? I already made a posterboard for it and everything!
I have to undergo a proctological examination tomorrow. Please, do not inform Feliciano-kun.
August 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM
…How did you know about it, first of all? And who is the poster board benefitting?
…I shall hold my tongue.
YOU'RE IMMORTAL!
I am AGING.
August 29, 2025 at 9:35 PM
…I shall hold my tongue.
I am AGING.
Starting to think Kiku gets random exams just to have his ass invaded.
August 29, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I am AGING.
I have to undergo a proctological examination tomorrow. Please, do not inform Feliciano-kun.
August 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I have to undergo a proctological examination tomorrow. Please, do not inform Feliciano-kun.
[Why does he just casually have that much oil.]
Ah, I’m afraid you just missed him. Perhaps next time…
Ah, I’m afraid you just missed him. Perhaps next time…
Now to wrestle that twink!
[ grabbing an industrial sized barrel of coconut oil ]
[ grabbing an industrial sized barrel of coconut oil ]
What a miracle…
February 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
[Why does he just casually have that much oil.]
Ah, I’m afraid you just missed him. Perhaps next time…
Ah, I’m afraid you just missed him. Perhaps next time…
What a miracle…
[ shooting up from bed ]
The Lord above has restored my health and vitality. Never again shall I lay before him in mercy.
The Lord above has restored my health and vitality. Never again shall I lay before him in mercy.
What a shame… I heard that Arthur-san was looking for someone to wrestle naked while covered in oil. I suppose he’ll have to find someone else…
February 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
What a miracle…
What a shame… I heard that Arthur-san was looking for someone to wrestle naked while covered in oil. I suppose he’ll have to find someone else…
Everyone, horrible news! News of utter devastation! I am…bedridden! Oh!! The Lord will take me in three days time!! I am doomed!!
[ has a cold ]
[ has a cold ]
February 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
What a shame… I heard that Arthur-san was looking for someone to wrestle naked while covered in oil. I suppose he’ll have to find someone else…
…Thank you.
You were very brave! (≧▽≦)
The colonoscopy is over, but the trauma may forever remain. Feliciano-kun can let go of my hand now.
February 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
…Thank you.
The colonoscopy is over, but the trauma may forever remain. Feliciano-kun can let go of my hand now.
February 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
The colonoscopy is over, but the trauma may forever remain. Feliciano-kun can let go of my hand now.
That is exactly the mindset I was afraid you’d have…
February 9, 2025 at 9:16 AM
That is exactly the mindset I was afraid you’d have…
None of you are certified.
February 9, 2025 at 9:13 AM
None of you are certified.