The universe will only give you the things you need. What you take is entirely up to you.

Touring for dummies:

Booking 4 months out: "Sorry those dates are full"

Booking 5 months out: "Dates just filled, hit us up next time"

Booking 6 months out: "Sorry, it's waaaay too early to start thinking about those dates"

All in good fun.

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9 times outta 10 backline gear sucks. Normalize having bands play on their own gear that they spent much time and money practicing on. Don't let sound techs, venues, and other artists negligence and laziness affect your performance.

Has anyone checked in on the executives at HBO lately? Pretty sure they're not ok. Why does every show need an incestuous plot point?
#whitelotus

Normalize 3-4 band lineups MAX

Never trust anyone who doesn't like The Ramones.

RIP Jay Reatard. My boy was the Picasso of Punk Rock.

Yo, where can a mf get a bacon, egg, and cheese in California that's NOT made in the microwave? Asking for a fiend

Our latest record Etcetera is out now for your listening pleasure. Link in bio

Smokey black and clear vinyl for dat ass

Epic fun over at Tower Bar the other night. Still can't find my rubber boot that fell off in the pit..

"The time has come", the walrus said, "to talk of many things"