Ben Kilgust
@kilgust.bsky.social
Bad takes on ads, politics, Chicago sports, you name it. All bad. Don’t read this.
The essence of MAGA is a firm commitment to hate one thing rather than enjoy another.
February 9, 2026 at 2:20 AM
The essence of MAGA is a firm commitment to hate one thing rather than enjoy another.
Grizzly Man, but it’s Fozzie trying to take on the Timothy Treadwell part
February 7, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Grizzly Man, but it’s Fozzie trying to take on the Timothy Treadwell part
Episode features a musical number set on a riverboat stuck on a mountain --Pigscarraldo.
February 7, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Episode features a musical number set on a riverboat stuck on a mountain --Pigscarraldo.
Needs one of the pigs-in-space characters to play his rival, “Werner HerzHog”
February 7, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Needs one of the pigs-in-space characters to play his rival, “Werner HerzHog”
Reposted by Ben Kilgust
Explaining to your parents that you gotta move back in with them because "fartcoin" didn't pan out.
February 5, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Explaining to your parents that you gotta move back in with them because "fartcoin" didn't pan out.
Explaining to your parents that you gotta move back in with them because "fartcoin" didn't pan out.
February 5, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Explaining to your parents that you gotta move back in with them because "fartcoin" didn't pan out.
Perfect. "I wasn't there the first time around, but..."
February 4, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Perfect. "I wasn't there the first time around, but..."
Man, I will never not get chills at the line reading of "...we both used to think this country was a VERY SPECIAL PLACE."
February 4, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Man, I will never not get chills at the line reading of "...we both used to think this country was a VERY SPECIAL PLACE."
Especially not when the most likely scenario is Trump trafficking children from Mar-a-Lago TO Epstein.
February 4, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Especially not when the most likely scenario is Trump trafficking children from Mar-a-Lago TO Epstein.
both love money above all else, hate the homeless, and hate trans people just for starters.
February 4, 2026 at 1:59 AM
both love money above all else, hate the homeless, and hate trans people just for starters.
Chuck, the Baileys just called; they want ICE abolished.
February 3, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Chuck, the Baileys just called; they want ICE abolished.
Sophia Money-Counts
February 1, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Sophia Money-Counts
This just in: San Francisco is now facing a crippling water balloon shortage.
February 1, 2026 at 1:43 AM
This just in: San Francisco is now facing a crippling water balloon shortage.
*Newsom whatever autocorrect
January 29, 2026 at 5:20 PM
*Newsom whatever autocorrect
No matter where you are, you also get to not vote for Gavin Newsome!
January 29, 2026 at 5:18 PM
No matter where you are, you also get to not vote for Gavin Newsome!
"No one outside of North Carolina [every six years] is supposed to know who I am!!"
January 28, 2026 at 11:42 PM
"No one outside of North Carolina [every six years] is supposed to know who I am!!"
*can't give it more training
January 28, 2026 at 6:40 PM
*can't give it more training
You can't reform this and you can just give it more training. Abolish ICE and DHS. That's the bare miminum.
January 28, 2026 at 6:39 PM
You can't reform this and you can just give it more training. Abolish ICE and DHS. That's the bare miminum.