Brian Schaffnit
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After my last online dating experience, I'd take getting Highlander'd tbh lol.
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Lost in the excitement of that trade, I forgot this!

Start spreadin' the mother fuckin news!!!
THE YANKEES LOSE!!!! COMPILATION
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I wish Tyson the best, but I'm glad we're off this ride. He's wildly inconsistent game to game and has an extension the current regime didn't give him. This gives us the flexibility in the offseason we needed, and Newsome gets a long audition. Also presumably opens up CB reps for Travis Hunter too.
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Sources: The Jaguars and Browns are making a trade.

It's CB Tyson Campbell to Cleveland for Greg Newsome II, who lands in Jax, per me and @tompelissero.bsky.social

Another day, another Cleveland trade.
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Campbell is wildly inconsistent, injury prone, and not a great fit for the scheme. He's also signed to an extension that the current regime didn't give him. Newsome is a pending FA so this gives them flexibility. I wish Tyson the best but it's a wild ride with him, honestly.
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I was among the many, many people who figured this wouldn't work out for UNC, but I thought he might make it a couple years first lmao. Holy shit.
Report: "Potential exit strategy" discussions have begun as to Bill Belichick
Accounts of rules violations have created a sudden snowball.
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.... here I am wondering if I've somehow been pronouncing it wrong my whole life lol. I've always said kan-zuhs-sit-ee. Do I need to be reeducated?
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Assassin's Creed Freedom Cry features a Black protagonist who escaped slavery, joins the Assassins and hunts down slave owners specifically. This wouldn't be new territory for the franchise at all but they're pussy ass fucking cowards at Ubisoft. Fuck, I'd have played the shit out of this.
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SCOOP: Last year, Ubisoft cancelled an Assassin's Creed game set during Reconstruction. Was to feature a Black Assassin who, among other things, fought the rise of the Klan

Sources: Leadership nixed it over concerns re: U.S. political climate, backlash to Yasuke

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Scoop: Ubisoft cancelled a post-Civil War Assassin’s Creed last year
Company leadership deemed the project too controversial for the moment, sources tell Game File
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Sadly, it's not just bad luck... he struggled mightily with alcohol issues in his life it appears. This quote below is from later in the article, his family specifically cited his cause of death to bring awareness to how serious drinking problems can be. Just terrible.
“My brother struggled with alcohol issues in the industry,” said Rachel Ruiz, 45, Woodward’s older sister. “We don’t want people to speculate about his cause of death. We want people to know how serious alcohol can be and to get resources. Even if you don’t feel like you’re sick, it’s doing damage to your body.”
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Someone’s gonna be wearing a skin cutout of my face by the end, but I’m probably setting you up with the way to beat the killer and get out. I dish out the assist, you score the game winning goal lol.
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Literally falling asleep in my chair and my mother has decided now, and only now, is when we are going to FaceTime to shop for next week's trip. Send help lol.
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I am incredibly spoiled by the Rays' TV team, and every single time I tune into a national broadcast, I am reminded to never, ever take that for granted. We can do better than this for baseball's biggest stage, FOX.
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"If you give him enough chances, his luck will start turning," John Smoltz says about the player hitting over .500 with a 1.300 OPS in the postseason.
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Good lord did I ever need that laugh lol. Flacco now only needs to play for the Steelers to complete his AFC North punch card and get a free 2 topping pizza. I believe in him!
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And the happiest of opening nights to you as well Sass! :) The fact that neither the Lightning nor the Oilers are playing is in fact number 1 bullshit, just like ol' Kuch told us here 4 years ago lol.
Nikita Kucherov chugging a beer during his iconic number 1 bullshit press conference
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That alarm came REAL early boys and girls, but the hype of last night and opening night in the NHL will power me through!!! Hockey is finally fucking back!!!
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Oh my God and here I thought tonight couldn’t get any better.
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Everyone’s EKG, or the win probability chart? You decide.
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Buc-ee’s is just as fuckin lit as it was after the Chargers playoff game. The employees are so confused lol.
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Plenty of good on your end as well Sass... Xavier Worthy changes that offense completely, you get Rashee Rice back you're cooking with gas again. That probably took a year off my life but fuck it, who wants to be old lol. Let's do it again in late January!
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If this game is what does it, I loved you all lol.
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HELL of a time for the first bad route combo of the night, boys. Fuck!
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Tons of game left and no idea how this ends up, but the Jaguars of the last couple years would've curled up and died the second it got to 14-0. Would've folded right there. This team has a fuck ton of fight in it, I'll give them that. They're different just on that alone.
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Not often you upstage Baker Mayfield in one of those commercials, but ol' Barry Sanders pulls it off quite nicely lol.
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Won’t matter because of a blatant hold but dropped pass! Drink!