Killer Facts (parody)
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Parody fun facts to impress your therapist.
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December 20, 2025 at 7:47 PM
According to meteorologists, the eye of the storm is the calmest area of a cyclone, but the thigh of the storm is where the juiciest meat is. #facts
December 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
According to meteorologists, the eye of the storm is the calmest area of a cyclone, but the thigh of the storm is where the juiciest meat is. #facts
December 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Four #PowerPlays to show your employees you’re in charge:
1. Skin animals in the breakroom every morning
2. Read ‘The Art of the Deal’ shirtless while standing next to your most female employee
3. Lather every desk with your uric pheromones
4. Frequently mention how many grenades you own
#facts
1. Skin animals in the breakroom every morning
2. Read ‘The Art of the Deal’ shirtless while standing next to your most female employee
3. Lather every desk with your uric pheromones
4. Frequently mention how many grenades you own
#facts
December 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Four #PowerPlays to show your employees you’re in charge:
1. Skin animals in the breakroom every morning
2. Read ‘The Art of the Deal’ shirtless while standing next to your most female employee
3. Lather every desk with your uric pheromones
4. Frequently mention how many grenades you own
#facts
1. Skin animals in the breakroom every morning
2. Read ‘The Art of the Deal’ shirtless while standing next to your most female employee
3. Lather every desk with your uric pheromones
4. Frequently mention how many grenades you own
#facts
When I was your age, male anteaters were called uncleaters, and your generation’s refusal to call them that represents everything that is wrong with this country. #facts
December 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
When I was your age, male anteaters were called uncleaters, and your generation’s refusal to call them that represents everything that is wrong with this country. #facts
December 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Nuclear radiation has been proven to kill 99.9% of all germs, which is why experts recommend sleeping with radioactive material under your pillow. #facts
December 11, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Nuclear radiation has been proven to kill 99.9% of all germs, which is why experts recommend sleeping with radioactive material under your pillow. #facts
December 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM