Killer Pomodoro
@killerpomodoro.bsky.social
Cinephile. Game show fan & former Jeopardy! champ. LLama. Misplaced Yankee. My friends call me Mike. He/him/his.
Be a goldfish.
Be a goldfish.
"Please show some humility"!!!!!!
There is no way on earth he'd EVER show humility.
"I know you're doing a great job"!!!
Then you're an idiot.
There is no way on earth he'd EVER show humility.
"I know you're doing a great job"!!!
Then you're an idiot.
December 15, 2025 at 9:14 PM
"Please show some humility"!!!!!!
There is no way on earth he'd EVER show humility.
"I know you're doing a great job"!!!
Then you're an idiot.
There is no way on earth he'd EVER show humility.
"I know you're doing a great job"!!!
Then you're an idiot.
They'd both become hyphenates.
Miss and Jon Piggy-Hamm.
Miss and Jon Piggy-Hamm.
December 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM
They'd both become hyphenates.
Miss and Jon Piggy-Hamm.
Miss and Jon Piggy-Hamm.
Great, now I need another shower. Thanks, Obama!
December 15, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Great, now I need another shower. Thanks, Obama!
Followup: Is he "literally constantly shaking hands" or are his hands literally always shaking, like from some degenerative disease?
December 11, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Followup: Is he "literally constantly shaking hands" or are his hands literally always shaking, like from some degenerative disease?
According to Trump, that's a 1500% drop!
December 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
According to Trump, that's a 1500% drop!
Plus 1 copy to Cheryl Hines' future divorce attorney.
December 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Plus 1 copy to Cheryl Hines' future divorce attorney.
It's a Pittsburgh Salad, Greg. And it IS delicious. We just don't put it in comically large martini glasses.
December 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
It's a Pittsburgh Salad, Greg. And it IS delicious. We just don't put it in comically large martini glasses.
Obviously, the whole "pumpkin spice" craze has gotten out of hand.
December 11, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Obviously, the whole "pumpkin spice" craze has gotten out of hand.
Excellent choice. One of my favorite books.
And turned into one of my favorite plays. I STILL think about it, over 10 years later.
And turned into one of my favorite plays. I STILL think about it, over 10 years later.
December 11, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Excellent choice. One of my favorite books.
And turned into one of my favorite plays. I STILL think about it, over 10 years later.
And turned into one of my favorite plays. I STILL think about it, over 10 years later.
"We love him because he's such a great businessman!"
He's bankrupted like 6 times, most of his ventures fold within a year, and the only thing he's good at -- besides self-aggrandizement -- is putting his name on other peoples' work.
"GREAT.......BUSINESSMAN."
Oooookay.
He's bankrupted like 6 times, most of his ventures fold within a year, and the only thing he's good at -- besides self-aggrandizement -- is putting his name on other peoples' work.
"GREAT.......BUSINESSMAN."
Oooookay.
December 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
"We love him because he's such a great businessman!"
He's bankrupted like 6 times, most of his ventures fold within a year, and the only thing he's good at -- besides self-aggrandizement -- is putting his name on other peoples' work.
"GREAT.......BUSINESSMAN."
Oooookay.
He's bankrupted like 6 times, most of his ventures fold within a year, and the only thing he's good at -- besides self-aggrandizement -- is putting his name on other peoples' work.
"GREAT.......BUSINESSMAN."
Oooookay.
Wonder if they've already tested it, and it told them that double-tapping fishing boats off the coast of Venezuela was just fine.
December 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Wonder if they've already tested it, and it told them that double-tapping fishing boats off the coast of Venezuela was just fine.
AUTOPEN ALERT!
Did JFK even know he was sending this?
Did JFK even know he was sending this?
December 10, 2025 at 5:38 PM
AUTOPEN ALERT!
Did JFK even know he was sending this?
Did JFK even know he was sending this?
Is this "Rugrats"? I seem to remember some flak about a Hanukkah episode or something.
December 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Is this "Rugrats"? I seem to remember some flak about a Hanukkah episode or something.
I'm still going with "covfefe" as #1. This is easily #2, though...in more ways than one.
December 10, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I'm still going with "covfefe" as #1. This is easily #2, though...in more ways than one.
Really want to know the best way to churn and freeze my kids...
December 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Really want to know the best way to churn and freeze my kids...
Sam: How do I dry baby?
ChatGPT: Tumble dry, low heat. Adding a dryer sheet will keep her static-free.
ChatGPT: Tumble dry, low heat. Adding a dryer sheet will keep her static-free.
December 9, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Sam: How do I dry baby?
ChatGPT: Tumble dry, low heat. Adding a dryer sheet will keep her static-free.
ChatGPT: Tumble dry, low heat. Adding a dryer sheet will keep her static-free.
It's not enough to just check if they have an account here, though, since many are *considerably* less active here than they are on the hellsite. Which is a shame.
December 8, 2025 at 1:20 PM
It's not enough to just check if they have an account here, though, since many are *considerably* less active here than they are on the hellsite. Which is a shame.