Nobody uses cash anymore
May 23, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Nobody uses cash anymore
Wen we drive in ur car I'm ur bb
May 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Wen we drive in ur car I'm ur bb
Asking the waitress for her number then texting her that I would like some more coffee
March 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Asking the waitress for her number then texting her that I would like some more coffee
I get no respect around here
January 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I get no respect around here
Like this I'll add you to my starter pack
November 23, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Like this I'll add you to my starter pack
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world's smallest raccoon hold an oreo
November 17, 2024 at 5:42 PM
world's smallest raccoon hold an oreo
I buy my laundry detergent at home Depot because I don't like waiting for the Walmart employee to open the glass case
October 23, 2024 at 12:08 AM
I buy my laundry detergent at home Depot because I don't like waiting for the Walmart employee to open the glass case
Grapes are from another planet
October 4, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Grapes are from another planet
ⓘ This user sucks at posting.
September 19, 2024 at 7:31 PM
ⓘ This user sucks at posting.
You on some hoe ass shit your honor
September 18, 2024 at 4:51 PM
You on some hoe ass shit your honor
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,671,544!
September 18, 2024 at 4:49 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,671,544!
Another war ending in bloodshed when will we learn
September 15, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Another war ending in bloodshed when will we learn
Are you a patriot standing by Or not really
September 1, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Are you a patriot standing by Or not really
I bought jodys green book and she still blocked me
August 29, 2024 at 6:25 PM
I bought jodys green book and she still blocked me
Summer is on thin ice
August 24, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Summer is on thin ice
Reposted by Metropro
Shoplifting w nipples protruding disrespectfully
August 24, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Shoplifting w nipples protruding disrespectfully
Zoomer word for metrosexual
August 20, 2024 at 3:33 PM
Zoomer word for metrosexual
Fist fighting a whole family at fathers day brunch
June 17, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Fist fighting a whole family at fathers day brunch