killyourlandlord.bsky.social
@killyourlandlord.bsky.social
So the "two genders" executive order is just because trump got turned on by a femboy and couldn't handle it right?
January 21, 2025 at 3:27 PM
So the "two genders" executive order is just because trump got turned on by a femboy and couldn't handle it right?
Phone
Wallet
Keys
GUN?!?
Wallet
Keys
GUN?!?
December 21, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Phone
Wallet
Keys
GUN?!?
Wallet
Keys
GUN?!?
Just found out that "someday" by the strokes and "last nite" by the strokes are two different songa
December 20, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Just found out that "someday" by the strokes and "last nite" by the strokes are two different songa
Y'all excited for that lion king prequel?
"And we will make this rock our home! It will fill us with PRIDE! Henceforth we will call it-"
"And we will make this rock our home! It will fill us with PRIDE! Henceforth we will call it-"
December 20, 2024 at 4:46 AM
Y'all excited for that lion king prequel?
"And we will make this rock our home! It will fill us with PRIDE! Henceforth we will call it-"
"And we will make this rock our home! It will fill us with PRIDE! Henceforth we will call it-"
United healthcare shooter voted sexiest man alive!?!? 😮
December 6, 2024 at 5:21 PM
United healthcare shooter voted sexiest man alive!?!? 😮
Beluga whales look like manatees if they had their shit together
November 26, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Beluga whales look like manatees if they had their shit together
Just a chill guy sharing memes
November 21, 2024 at 10:43 PM
Just a chill guy sharing memes
Got fired from applesbees because apparently I'm too sexy :(
November 21, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Got fired from applesbees because apparently I'm too sexy :(
Feeling fun and flirty
Might listeni to the "How to Blow Up a Pipeline" audiobook on the bus to work.
Might listeni to the "How to Blow Up a Pipeline" audiobook on the bus to work.
September 8, 2023 at 12:45 PM
Feeling fun and flirty
Might listeni to the "How to Blow Up a Pipeline" audiobook on the bus to work.
Might listeni to the "How to Blow Up a Pipeline" audiobook on the bus to work.
Imagine taking this man seriously.
September 5, 2023 at 9:43 PM
Imagine taking this man seriously.
Aw fuck you're telling me semen isn't vegan?
September 5, 2023 at 5:16 AM
Aw fuck you're telling me semen isn't vegan?
If you're gonna talk shit the least you can do is wipe.
August 31, 2023 at 3:35 PM
If you're gonna talk shit the least you can do is wipe.
I just did a tab of acid at jpegmafia/Danny Brown show.
AMA
AMA
August 18, 2023 at 12:37 AM
I just did a tab of acid at jpegmafia/Danny Brown show.
AMA
AMA
Just heard someone say "Hillary was right" in public.
August 15, 2023 at 5:36 PM
Just heard someone say "Hillary was right" in public.
Day 14 of trying to find unique ways to kill myself. Today's method is slowly by eating home made fried Oreos and hoping my body takes it from there.
August 11, 2023 at 4:09 PM
Day 14 of trying to find unique ways to kill myself. Today's method is slowly by eating home made fried Oreos and hoping my body takes it from there.
*Sees him whip his phone out at trivia*
"Oh you're cheating? Who do you think you are my ex?"
"Oh you're cheating? Who do you think you are my ex?"
August 10, 2023 at 2:53 PM
*Sees him whip his phone out at trivia*
"Oh you're cheating? Who do you think you are my ex?"
"Oh you're cheating? Who do you think you are my ex?"
Not to gatekeep depression but I think he's faking it
August 10, 2023 at 2:43 PM
Not to gatekeep depression but I think he's faking it