dr.whiteboywasted
@kilobite.bsky.social
the next iphone should come w a built-in swiss army knife
February 1, 2026 at 11:07 PM
the next iphone should come w a built-in swiss army knife
happy hour is over and now i want a vape #limerence
January 29, 2026 at 3:05 AM
happy hour is over and now i want a vape #limerence
ABOLISH ICE AND JAIL HARRY STYLES AND MAKE MY BOSS BE NICER TO ME PLEASE
January 26, 2026 at 6:58 PM
ABOLISH ICE AND JAIL HARRY STYLES AND MAKE MY BOSS BE NICER TO ME PLEASE
identity crisis trying to find a new pfp i can use for the next 2-3 years
January 26, 2026 at 3:51 AM
identity crisis trying to find a new pfp i can use for the next 2-3 years
today got me so fucked up i haven’t even had time for my maladaptive daydreams
January 24, 2026 at 2:28 AM
today got me so fucked up i haven’t even had time for my maladaptive daydreams
@democrats on tiktok are making hobama edits meanwhile republicans r like let’s give 8 trillion dollars to ICE
January 23, 2026 at 11:48 PM
@democrats on tiktok are making hobama edits meanwhile republicans r like let’s give 8 trillion dollars to ICE
just remembered i’ve been the same height since i was 12 years old and now i can’t sleep
January 22, 2026 at 4:47 AM
just remembered i’ve been the same height since i was 12 years old and now i can’t sleep
i may get a concussion from looking at too many spreadsheets
January 21, 2026 at 6:14 PM
i may get a concussion from looking at too many spreadsheets
gatekeep girlboss fleshlight
January 18, 2026 at 6:32 AM
gatekeep girlboss fleshlight
cinnamon challenge but snort it
January 18, 2026 at 4:16 AM
cinnamon challenge but snort it
everyone posting pics from 2016 and i wanna participate but i was literally 6 years old then
January 18, 2026 at 12:16 AM
everyone posting pics from 2016 and i wanna participate but i was literally 6 years old then
one way flights from JFK to LAX on valentine’s day are over $600 but flights from LAX to JFK on the same day are under $200
January 16, 2026 at 11:56 PM
one way flights from JFK to LAX on valentine’s day are over $600 but flights from LAX to JFK on the same day are under $200
Reposted by dr.whiteboywasted
sobriety brings back memories i smoked hard to forget
August 17, 2025 at 4:49 PM
sobriety brings back memories i smoked hard to forget
happy new year i’m still single and hate ICE and hate my job and live at home and vape and smoke and do hard drugs and im celibate and spend too much time on the phone and my hair isn’t done and my posture is bad and i haven’t had breakfast yet but just give me 3 weeks and everything will be changed
January 9, 2026 at 7:01 PM
happy new year i’m still single and hate ICE and hate my job and live at home and vape and smoke and do hard drugs and im celibate and spend too much time on the phone and my hair isn’t done and my posture is bad and i haven’t had breakfast yet but just give me 3 weeks and everything will be changed
first blinker of the year (holding it for 15 more mins)
January 1, 2026 at 7:45 AM
first blinker of the year (holding it for 15 more mins)
charlie kirk shooting 2 hours edm remix
January 1, 2026 at 6:23 AM
charlie kirk shooting 2 hours edm remix
Reposted by dr.whiteboywasted
horniness is disease and u can consider me terminally ill
December 25, 2025 at 8:42 AM
horniness is disease and u can consider me terminally ill
2026 AFFIRMATIONS
- my foes think about me daily
- everyone is copying me
- we are at war with the rich
- liquor does not make me feel bad
- i do not have the flu
- my foes think about me daily
- everyone is copying me
- we are at war with the rich
- liquor does not make me feel bad
- i do not have the flu
December 28, 2025 at 8:57 PM
2026 AFFIRMATIONS
- my foes think about me daily
- everyone is copying me
- we are at war with the rich
- liquor does not make me feel bad
- i do not have the flu
- my foes think about me daily
- everyone is copying me
- we are at war with the rich
- liquor does not make me feel bad
- i do not have the flu
Reposted by dr.whiteboywasted
do yall know about 9/11
December 19, 2025 at 5:54 PM
do yall know about 9/11
sacrificing blood for rage cage
December 21, 2025 at 6:10 AM
sacrificing blood for rage cage
i’m ready to join the blasian military 🫡
December 7, 2025 at 7:13 AM
i’m ready to join the blasian military 🫡
i feel most confident when i have a full tank of gas
December 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
i feel most confident when i have a full tank of gas
millionaire in php
November 29, 2025 at 8:14 AM
millionaire in php
i did not get the filipino singing gene but i got the tsismis gene
November 29, 2025 at 1:45 AM
i did not get the filipino singing gene but i got the tsismis gene