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Kimball (is cool)
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I play drums in a band.

kimballjunction.bandcamp.com
Congrats to this guy
November 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I think I’ve gotten to the sweet spot in my timeline because I have seen the references to the Parks and Recreation discourse without having to directly see it.
November 6, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Here is what we've been able to find out since yesterday. It's in Spanish, FYI. www.telemundoutah.com/noticias/loc...
October 30, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I was scrolling through my inactive-but-still-alive Twitter account (don't ask) and I found this Tweet about AI I did from 2018. You all should have listened to me.
October 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Exactly when are you supposed to release the spider eggs in your house to get those cool Halloween cobwebs forming in time? And do the exact breeds of spider matter?
October 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
“I’m Dave Van ROCK”
“This is Joan Bae-YESSS”
“And I’m Bob THRILLIN’. You’re listening to 103.1 The Hammer, your source for classic rock hits and mid century folk revival anthems.”
October 8, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I'm working my way through @andrewhickey.500songs.com 's 500 Songs podcast, and my working subtitle for the '60s so far is "Rod Stewart Constantly Being Told to Buzz Off by Every British Rock Star."
October 1, 2025 at 11:50 PM
CHOTINER: And this flag decal you have here…

ME: I believe it will get me into heaven. Yes.

CHOTINER: Even as it’s already overcrowded?

ME: Well—

CHOTINER: From your dirty little war?

ME: OK but Jesus can countenance some killin’. Depending on the reason, I mean.

CHOTINER: Got it.
September 25, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Broadcast on CBS, Aerosmith/Extreme team-up, LL Cool J hosting. VMAs have been Grammy-fied.
September 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
It took me years to figure out that the creature jumping over the hurdle on the cover of Odelay was a real-life dog and not some kind of ILM George Lucas creature they commissioned.
youtu.be/qLyT4MMSNj4?...
Jack-Ass
YouTube video by Beck - Topic
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August 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Welcome to the Internet Company, the people who give you the Internet. Our website is a picture of a lightning bolt and it crashes every 30 seconds. Please use the telephone if you want to do anything else.
August 4, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I can’t remember who this actor is but he was the king of the genre of “Movies on TV That My Parents Are Watching”
July 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
As far as excuses to get out of something go, "tore my cornea," is a great one. No one wants any more details once they hear you messed up your eye. So kudos on that, I guess.
July 23, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Can't call myself a metalhead by any stretch, but "War Pigs" is an all-timer and still hits.
July 22, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Great fireworks show tonight. Starting it off with "Phantom Limb" really set the stage. But the crowd went crazy once those opening notes of "So Says I" came on for the finale.
July 4, 2025 at 9:16 PM
✏️ COMPOSE
🗓️ CALENDAR
👥 CONTACTS
✨ USELESS DUMB THING NO ONE WANTS
June 2, 2025 at 3:53 PM
You won’t catch me being called gormless. I got gorm to spare, don’t even worry about that.
May 29, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Reposted by Kimball (is cool)
May 15, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Setting my marker down that it will probably be one of the Beatles movies. Most likely the Ringo one.
What's the middest movie that has ever made you cry?
May 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I wanna take you a CON-CLAVE, CON-CLAVE, CONCLAVE
May 8, 2025 at 4:10 PM
It’s actually very Millennial behavior for us to think we’re the first generation to turn 40.
May 8, 2025 at 1:07 PM
This should be read in the voice of Ed Norton's Pete Seeger in "A Complete Unknown."
Gone Fishing
May 2, 2025 at 10:29 PM
These guys will also end up playing at the county fair in Spanish Fork, Utah.
May 1, 2025 at 2:07 PM
This entire week I’ve had to see pictures of the man from the news whose head looks like an egg. We only have a limited window before the egg man becomes a main guy that we have to listen to all the time. Something to think about before you post.
May 1, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Found some eggs that the kids didn’t find last week. Had Mini Eggs inside. That’s grindset.
April 30, 2025 at 2:26 PM