I. WANT. THAT. RING. 💍 (from Marks Jewelers). This weekend, I’ll be obsessively refreshing my fantasy team scores every two minutes. Best of luck, @spikeeskin.bsky.social, but just know-if you’re ahead at any point, I’m somewhere crafting little voodoo dolls of your players. The ring is mine.

I dislike #tombrady so much that I just turned off the Fox pre-game show to change to the CBS NFL show. Unless he's the announcer for an Eagles game, I will never voluntarily watch Tom Brady again. Call me bitter - I own it.