Kimbo Jones
@kimbo-jones.bsky.social
Progressive left cis she/her
Even if things get heavy we'll all float on alright
Even if things get heavy we'll all float on alright
lmao this is how I talk to my new boss. I work with the best people in the world
January 1, 2026 at 12:30 AM
lmao this is how I talk to my new boss. I work with the best people in the world
Fireworks started before 6, so built her a fort (now collapsed)
December 31, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Fireworks started before 6, so built her a fort (now collapsed)
Worst Dog Ever stole a freshly caught fish today, ran off with it, threw it around, and didn't even eat it. Just ruined someone's supper for her own enjoyment. She was VERY proud of herself.
Thankful that everyone was very amused by her antics.
Pretty privilege strikes again!
Thankful that everyone was very amused by her antics.
Pretty privilege strikes again!
December 28, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Worst Dog Ever stole a freshly caught fish today, ran off with it, threw it around, and didn't even eat it. Just ruined someone's supper for her own enjoyment. She was VERY proud of herself.
Thankful that everyone was very amused by her antics.
Pretty privilege strikes again!
Thankful that everyone was very amused by her antics.
Pretty privilege strikes again!
Spent Xmas day alone, cooking a nice meal for me and mum, who was either wasted or asleep, and entirely absent.
Not unusual tbh. But walking the dog, I came across lots of families walking together; I was the only one walking almy dog alone.
Life comes at you hard, and I felt it today.
Not unusual tbh. But walking the dog, I came across lots of families walking together; I was the only one walking almy dog alone.
Life comes at you hard, and I felt it today.
December 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Spent Xmas day alone, cooking a nice meal for me and mum, who was either wasted or asleep, and entirely absent.
Not unusual tbh. But walking the dog, I came across lots of families walking together; I was the only one walking almy dog alone.
Life comes at you hard, and I felt it today.
Not unusual tbh. But walking the dog, I came across lots of families walking together; I was the only one walking almy dog alone.
Life comes at you hard, and I felt it today.
My first Christmas without them. I dream about them a lot at the moment.
It's so hard to do it alone
It's so hard to do it alone
December 25, 2025 at 5:12 AM
My first Christmas without them. I dream about them a lot at the moment.
It's so hard to do it alone
It's so hard to do it alone
Trying to spend more quality time with Ogg outside of walks.
Spent over 3 hours sat with her fussing her tummy and still, when I stop, she grizzles and wiggles
Love her but also fuckin' hell
Spent over 3 hours sat with her fussing her tummy and still, when I stop, she grizzles and wiggles
Love her but also fuckin' hell
December 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Trying to spend more quality time with Ogg outside of walks.
Spent over 3 hours sat with her fussing her tummy and still, when I stop, she grizzles and wiggles
Love her but also fuckin' hell
Spent over 3 hours sat with her fussing her tummy and still, when I stop, she grizzles and wiggles
Love her but also fuckin' hell
My window is open and someone nearby is smoking a big fat blunt and I am SO JEALOUS. Dear lord it has been so long.
December 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
My window is open and someone nearby is smoking a big fat blunt and I am SO JEALOUS. Dear lord it has been so long.
I heard the most vile version of Hallelujah today, and thus:
December 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I heard the most vile version of Hallelujah today, and thus:
lmao the problem with online dating apps is sometimes you see an old friend and match them just to say "HEY MAN HOW ARE YOU AND THE FAM'?"
December 19, 2025 at 10:29 PM
lmao the problem with online dating apps is sometimes you see an old friend and match them just to say "HEY MAN HOW ARE YOU AND THE FAM'?"
Wench has a habit of tidying my room without consent so she's seen the paper chain and said NOTHING about it. It's now Christmas Chicken.
Still working on the motherfucking chain. Thought it'd be easy; I was wrong (my whole life story tbh).
Still working on the motherfucking chain. Thought it'd be easy; I was wrong (my whole life story tbh).
The problem with being a Christmas ninja is that I've spent 5 hours on this and my paper chain is 10ft at best.
Nevertheless....
Nevertheless....
My mum kinda hates Christmas, but it's the first time in years that there's been resources to make it fun.
Thus I've become a Christmas ninja.
Sneaking in stuff for bellinis, good cheese, Baileys.
It's midnight on a Saturday, I'm sat making playlists and paper chains to decorate in secret.
Thus I've become a Christmas ninja.
Sneaking in stuff for bellinis, good cheese, Baileys.
It's midnight on a Saturday, I'm sat making playlists and paper chains to decorate in secret.
December 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Wench has a habit of tidying my room without consent so she's seen the paper chain and said NOTHING about it. It's now Christmas Chicken.
Still working on the motherfucking chain. Thought it'd be easy; I was wrong (my whole life story tbh).
Still working on the motherfucking chain. Thought it'd be easy; I was wrong (my whole life story tbh).
Rewatched The Last Jedi, arguably the "best" of the more recent SW films.
There's a moment where Rey said "let's draw away the fighters". About 3s later, Oscar Isaac & John Boyega said "oh look she's drawn away the fighters".
This was a film written by actual people. Looking forward to the AI slop 👍
There's a moment where Rey said "let's draw away the fighters". About 3s later, Oscar Isaac & John Boyega said "oh look she's drawn away the fighters".
This was a film written by actual people. Looking forward to the AI slop 👍
December 14, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Rewatched The Last Jedi, arguably the "best" of the more recent SW films.
There's a moment where Rey said "let's draw away the fighters". About 3s later, Oscar Isaac & John Boyega said "oh look she's drawn away the fighters".
This was a film written by actual people. Looking forward to the AI slop 👍
There's a moment where Rey said "let's draw away the fighters". About 3s later, Oscar Isaac & John Boyega said "oh look she's drawn away the fighters".
This was a film written by actual people. Looking forward to the AI slop 👍
She's been painting that fucking hallway for 6 weeks.
December 14, 2025 at 9:14 AM
She's been painting that fucking hallway for 6 weeks.
The problem with being a Christmas ninja is that I've spent 5 hours on this and my paper chain is 10ft at best.
Nevertheless....
Nevertheless....
My mum kinda hates Christmas, but it's the first time in years that there's been resources to make it fun.
Thus I've become a Christmas ninja.
Sneaking in stuff for bellinis, good cheese, Baileys.
It's midnight on a Saturday, I'm sat making playlists and paper chains to decorate in secret.
Thus I've become a Christmas ninja.
Sneaking in stuff for bellinis, good cheese, Baileys.
It's midnight on a Saturday, I'm sat making playlists and paper chains to decorate in secret.
December 14, 2025 at 7:33 AM
The problem with being a Christmas ninja is that I've spent 5 hours on this and my paper chain is 10ft at best.
Nevertheless....
Nevertheless....
My favourite coworker left recently. I wss her customer and she cheerleadered me to work with her.
And then she left! Thus, abuse.
And then she left! Thus, abuse.
December 14, 2025 at 3:51 AM
My favourite coworker left recently. I wss her customer and she cheerleadered me to work with her.
And then she left! Thus, abuse.
And then she left! Thus, abuse.
My mum kinda hates Christmas, but it's the first time in years that there's been resources to make it fun.
Thus I've become a Christmas ninja.
Sneaking in stuff for bellinis, good cheese, Baileys.
It's midnight on a Saturday, I'm sat making playlists and paper chains to decorate in secret.
Thus I've become a Christmas ninja.
Sneaking in stuff for bellinis, good cheese, Baileys.
It's midnight on a Saturday, I'm sat making playlists and paper chains to decorate in secret.
December 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
My mum kinda hates Christmas, but it's the first time in years that there's been resources to make it fun.
Thus I've become a Christmas ninja.
Sneaking in stuff for bellinis, good cheese, Baileys.
It's midnight on a Saturday, I'm sat making playlists and paper chains to decorate in secret.
Thus I've become a Christmas ninja.
Sneaking in stuff for bellinis, good cheese, Baileys.
It's midnight on a Saturday, I'm sat making playlists and paper chains to decorate in secret.
My first customer today told me he decided he wanted to follow his dreams into politics. Fantastic! He seemed like a nice dude, and we started looking at civil service jobs.
I asked him, "will you use your powers for good or for evil?". "Good", he says.
I asked him, "will you use your powers for good or for evil?". "Good", he says.
December 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
My first customer today told me he decided he wanted to follow his dreams into politics. Fantastic! He seemed like a nice dude, and we started looking at civil service jobs.
I asked him, "will you use your powers for good or for evil?". "Good", he says.
I asked him, "will you use your powers for good or for evil?". "Good", he says.
This was very insightful of me but now, Terrible Feelings About Myself. ohno
December 7, 2025 at 3:29 AM
This was very insightful of me but now, Terrible Feelings About Myself. ohno
Livin' the high life
December 7, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Livin' the high life
Fucking hell I'm gonna RANT now. So I had an older gentleman come in today who bitched about not feeling his time with me was worthwhile. He was annoyed that I didn't apply for a job for him and didn't spend enough time with him.
December 2, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Fucking hell I'm gonna RANT now. So I had an older gentleman come in today who bitched about not feeling his time with me was worthwhile. He was annoyed that I didn't apply for a job for him and didn't spend enough time with him.
Ya' girl got dumped today and is eating her feelings*
*Viennese whirls
*Viennese whirls
December 2, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Ya' girl got dumped today and is eating her feelings*
*Viennese whirls
*Viennese whirls
Work Xmas Party tonight. There were dodgems and I spent FAR too much time laughing maniacally, being a menace and giving people whiplash. Mario Kart taught me well.
November 29, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Work Xmas Party tonight. There were dodgems and I spent FAR too much time laughing maniacally, being a menace and giving people whiplash. Mario Kart taught me well.
How is it nearly 3am and how I am feeling so ANGRY
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
How is it nearly 3am and how I am feeling so ANGRY
Reposted by Kimbo Jones
finding men attractive is so hard
November 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
finding men attractive is so hard