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You dating Musiq Soulchild?
So, I exchanged numbers with a man from church. He’s stared at me for a long time and I guess just got the courage to ask for my #. I only know his name. He calls only when I’m at work and unable to talk. When I call back after work, no answer. He also texts like this:
May 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
1. My 1st yr of college, she was a senior in HS. She thought I was on campus doing the most, I thought she was back home doing the same. A mess, lol.

2. Looking back, I’d say so.

3. We actually went to concert a few weeks back. I might run it back for a summer plot… not sure yet 😂
Random questions for you #blacksky

1. How did things end with your first love?

2. When you reflect, given experience, maturity and time, do you think you really loved that person?

3. Are you still in touch with that person?
May 16, 2025 at 8:53 PM
It’s kinda cool. Except when I’m the one cooking and she’s hovering over me like Gordon Ramsey on Hells Kitchen 🙄.
I would love to date a chef
March 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Same. I need to get my fit together
Nobody:
Me: I’m ready to see Beyoncé
March 7, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Every day I thank God that the men he has surrounded me with aren't losers.
These dudes walked up to random girls in public and played the pop the balloon game in front of them 😐..

Like I said yesterday you niggas don’t like Women. WEIRD ASS NIGGAS NEED their ass beat.
March 4, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Luxury: Cococure (Remastered 2018) by Maxwell on Apple Music
Song · 1998 · Duration 5:32
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February 20, 2025 at 12:55 PM
This is my last week on this 4/12 work schedule. I can finally get my life back on track and not spend my whole week working and sleeping.
a woman laying in a hospital bed with her eyes closed and the words oh thank you god
ALT: a woman laying in a hospital bed with her eyes closed and the words oh thank you god
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February 17, 2025 at 1:33 PM
A gentle reminder that we don’t need anymore Scorpios. Happy lovers day though 🫶🏾💕
February 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Real friends should always respect you taking time for yourself. I’ll literally shut all communication down just to figure out my next moves.
February 13, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Dawg I been feeling so disconnected. Can’t eem shake it
February 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
What You Tryin' to Do by Jagged Edge on Apple Music
Song · 2000 · Duration 4:17
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February 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM
She asked me this while I was sick and under duress. I rest my case.
I asked Kim to go half with me on Skyy ticket to see Beyoncé hope she says yes *fingers crossed*
February 7, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Aye dawg get tf lmaoooooo.
And she said yesssssss. If you a single mom get your kid a dike step dad if you don’t have one 😂😂😂. It truly takes a village
I asked Kim to go half with me on Skyy ticket to see Beyoncé hope she says yes *fingers crossed*
February 7, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I pray I can eat this food. I’ve been surviving on water, broth, and ginger ale for the last 13 hours and I’m over it.
February 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I hate when people I don’t regularly talk to pop up in my dreams, that means they’re about to pop up in real life within 3-5 business days. This gift has never failed me.
February 4, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Definitely cutting my hair back to my favorite length after this next retwist. Problem is, I have about 3 different lengths that were my favorite stage over the last 15 years.
January 28, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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This man never had a straight answer for anything you asked him.
Were you outside when Jeeves was our search engine? 😭😭
January 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I just know this meeting is about to be a PowerPoint that could’ve been attached to an email 😐
January 22, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Nigga!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
January 17, 2025 at 2:21 PM
These last 2 night of work have felt like 2 weeks with all this shit going on.
January 9, 2025 at 8:40 AM
January 3, 2025 at 4:56 AM
My hair will never be as long as it was in those first 2 pics ever again. I took that 2nd pic in GA and trimmed my shit immediately when I got back home lol.
January 2, 2025 at 1:42 AM