Maybe he just wants to make Greenland a territory so we can have a white Puerto Rico...
December 23, 2024 at 10:30 PM
Maybe he just wants to make Greenland a territory so we can have a white Puerto Rico...
Woke up on the couch with the girl watching "Hot Frosty" and my edible was kicking nicely. Not bad! :) #hotfrosty
November 24, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Woke up on the couch with the girl watching "Hot Frosty" and my edible was kicking nicely. Not bad! :) #hotfrosty
Matt Gaetz withdraws? I wonder if this is the first time he's pulled out of a "minor" situation.
November 21, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Matt Gaetz withdraws? I wonder if this is the first time he's pulled out of a "minor" situation.
Hey guys, now that we're finally going to deport all of them illegals we can all get some of them good fruit picking jobs!
November 7, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Hey guys, now that we're finally going to deport all of them illegals we can all get some of them good fruit picking jobs!
I'm so glad someone else is getting heat for eating pets. I'm tired of having to explain we don't eat them unless they're delicious.
September 11, 2024 at 1:58 PM
I'm so glad someone else is getting heat for eating pets. I'm tired of having to explain we don't eat them unless they're delicious.
I'm looking forward to several months of tone deaf white people trying to tell black people who's black and who's not. #whitesplaining
August 1, 2024 at 2:01 AM
I'm looking forward to several months of tone deaf white people trying to tell black people who's black and who's not. #whitesplaining
2/2 This puzzled him, for he was certain that it had nothing to do with man, television, or elephant, and was most likely an artifact from his time with JD earlier. "Son of a bitch," Donald said. "Did that cocksucker give me the clap?"
July 28, 2024 at 2:50 AM
2/2 This puzzled him, for he was certain that it had nothing to do with man, television, or elephant, and was most likely an artifact from his time with JD earlier. "Son of a bitch," Donald said. "Did that cocksucker give me the clap?"
1/2 Trump touched his ear, where his boo-boo suddenly appeared during an appearance a couple weeks ago. It didn't hurt then, but he had a ghost pain. A pain... not of loss, but of addition.
July 28, 2024 at 2:50 AM
1/2 Trump touched his ear, where his boo-boo suddenly appeared during an appearance a couple weeks ago. It didn't hurt then, but he had a ghost pain. A pain... not of loss, but of addition.
Wow... waifu pillows sure have... changed.
July 27, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Wow... waifu pillows sure have... changed.
The couch sobbed as JD walked away. It didn't mind being the platform for the occasional grunt-n-poke, nor the provider of comfort during a solo session, but as the object of fornication... it somehow felt violated. Wronged. JD would never care, though. It was, like women, an object to be used.
July 26, 2024 at 5:52 PM
The couch sobbed as JD walked away. It didn't mind being the platform for the occasional grunt-n-poke, nor the provider of comfort during a solo session, but as the object of fornication... it somehow felt violated. Wronged. JD would never care, though. It was, like women, an object to be used.
2/2 Donald sighs and then gently grabs JD's arms by the wrists and pulls them apart while turning. He grinds his penis into JD's bellybutton. "My little Vancey-Poo. How could anyone take me away from you?"
July 15, 2024 at 8:02 PM
2/2 Donald sighs and then gently grabs JD's arms by the wrists and pulls them apart while turning. He grinds his penis into JD's bellybutton. "My little Vancey-Poo. How could anyone take me away from you?"
1/2 JD cuddles Donald from behind and playfully bites at his ear. "STOP IT, JD! You know that stings!" JD reaches down and cups Trump's mound while he kisses on Donald's eggroll. "You know the only that stings is me. From behind."
July 15, 2024 at 8:02 PM
1/2 JD cuddles Donald from behind and playfully bites at his ear. "STOP IT, JD! You know that stings!" JD reaches down and cups Trump's mound while he kisses on Donald's eggroll. "You know the only that stings is me. From behind."
I successfully made a pinhole camera and viewed the eclipse. I think that's my big win today, time to go take a nap!
April 8, 2024 at 5:55 PM
I successfully made a pinhole camera and viewed the eclipse. I think that's my big win today, time to go take a nap!
IV: He carefully stepped over the railing, trying not to assault his testicles on the cold steel. He grasped his member, said his Hail Mary, Mother of Trump, and took the final step off the balcony. The disbarment letter floated away in the breeze.
March 28, 2024 at 4:37 PM
IV: He carefully stepped over the railing, trying not to assault his testicles on the cold steel. He grasped his member, said his Hail Mary, Mother of Trump, and took the final step off the balcony. The disbarment letter floated away in the breeze.
III: . He tied the rope to the railing and slipped the noose around his head. He thought for a moment, then took off his pants... and worked himself into an erection. Slowly, methodically, the only pleasure he had left in this life.
March 28, 2024 at 4:37 PM
III: . He tied the rope to the railing and slipped the noose around his head. He thought for a moment, then took off his pants... and worked himself into an erection. Slowly, methodically, the only pleasure he had left in this life.
II: HIs life, forever stained by his association with Don, is now officially ruined. "I"m not going back to being a store manager at Home Depot. Not after all of this." He sighed.
March 28, 2024 at 4:36 PM
II: HIs life, forever stained by his association with Don, is now officially ruined. "I"m not going back to being a store manager at Home Depot. Not after all of this." He sighed.
I: John Eastman stood on the balcony of his million dollar condo. "It's only a 10 foot drop... It might not work," he said to himself. The letter from the judge was clenched in his hand.
March 28, 2024 at 4:36 PM
I: John Eastman stood on the balcony of his million dollar condo. "It's only a 10 foot drop... It might not work," he said to himself. The letter from the judge was clenched in his hand.
@wpio.bsky.social Welcome to Thunderdome! Wait, that's the other place, maybe?
March 8, 2024 at 8:38 PM
@wpio.bsky.social Welcome to Thunderdome! Wait, that's the other place, maybe?
Unexpected checklist item: contribute to an open source project and have my changes accepted and merged. Hooray!
Do I get my Birkenstocks soon?
Do I get my Birkenstocks soon?
March 7, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Unexpected checklist item: contribute to an open source project and have my changes accepted and merged. Hooray!
Do I get my Birkenstocks soon?
Do I get my Birkenstocks soon?
Work etiquette question: If you shit so loud you're certain the people in the office could hear it, are you supposed to shout "God DAMN!" so they know you are also either embarrassed and/or surprised at your sonorous effluent? Asking for a friend.
February 15, 2024 at 11:10 PM
Work etiquette question: If you shit so loud you're certain the people in the office could hear it, are you supposed to shout "God DAMN!" so they know you are also either embarrassed and/or surprised at your sonorous effluent? Asking for a friend.
Goddammit Rob Schneider, you're ruining my memories of Deuce Bigalow.
January 26, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Goddammit Rob Schneider, you're ruining my memories of Deuce Bigalow.
The biggest problem I have with incest porn is that the actors rarely look related.
January 20, 2024 at 5:48 PM
The biggest problem I have with incest porn is that the actors rarely look related.
Trent Reznor is just Phil Collins for goth kids.
January 18, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Trent Reznor is just Phil Collins for goth kids.
I just farted and stank myself out of my office. Yuck. It seemed important that I share this with everyone.
January 10, 2024 at 9:03 PM
I just farted and stank myself out of my office. Yuck. It seemed important that I share this with everyone.
A robot attempted to rob a bank, but failed because its battery ran out. The police have no plans to charge the suspect.
January 3, 2024 at 9:38 PM
A robot attempted to rob a bank, but failed because its battery ran out. The police have no plans to charge the suspect.