Kimmer
@kimmerand.bsky.social
You are what you love, not who loves you.
4oz of dried lavender is actually a lot of lavender. I'm in heaven. 💜
January 30, 2026 at 9:35 PM
4oz of dried lavender is actually a lot of lavender. I'm in heaven. 💜
My parrot mimics my embarrassing dumb laugh and threatens me with kissy noises.
January 6, 2026 at 2:07 PM
My parrot mimics my embarrassing dumb laugh and threatens me with kissy noises.
I regularly drive by a sign near my house that says "do not pass vehicles hauling explosives"
I dont know what a vehicle hauling explosives would look like as ive never encountered one but im guessing based on that sign ill know it when I see it.
I dont know what a vehicle hauling explosives would look like as ive never encountered one but im guessing based on that sign ill know it when I see it.
December 18, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I regularly drive by a sign near my house that says "do not pass vehicles hauling explosives"
I dont know what a vehicle hauling explosives would look like as ive never encountered one but im guessing based on that sign ill know it when I see it.
I dont know what a vehicle hauling explosives would look like as ive never encountered one but im guessing based on that sign ill know it when I see it.
For #christmas what i really want is a #rainbow long #furby especially for its mild eldritch horror qualities but I absolutely cannot tell anyone any of that IRL. 👁♦️👁
December 3, 2025 at 2:22 PM
For #christmas what i really want is a #rainbow long #furby especially for its mild eldritch horror qualities but I absolutely cannot tell anyone any of that IRL. 👁♦️👁
Teaching my parrot how to say my name was a mistake.
October 20, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Teaching my parrot how to say my name was a mistake.
"The appeal to incredulity is a logical fallacy where a claim is dismissed as false simply because the person finds it difficult to believe, understand, or imagine. It's a flaw in reasoning because it replaces evidence with personal disbelief."
October 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
"The appeal to incredulity is a logical fallacy where a claim is dismissed as false simply because the person finds it difficult to believe, understand, or imagine. It's a flaw in reasoning because it replaces evidence with personal disbelief."
Just made banana bread, mixed berry jam and started a loaf of bread in the bread machine after the guilt of not feeling very productive at all today. Im thoroughly tired now 😴
September 24, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Just made banana bread, mixed berry jam and started a loaf of bread in the bread machine after the guilt of not feeling very productive at all today. Im thoroughly tired now 😴
Best dang taco bell ive ever had came from a combination kfc and taco bell in Metter, GA. 🌮
August 3, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Best dang taco bell ive ever had came from a combination kfc and taco bell in Metter, GA. 🌮
"There are no passengers on Spaceship Earth. We are all crew." - Marshall McLuhan.
July 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
"There are no passengers on Spaceship Earth. We are all crew." - Marshall McLuhan.
A sentry asked me what my least favorite color is. I told him I don't have a least favorite color. He seemed to really like that answer.
July 26, 2025 at 6:23 AM
A sentry asked me what my least favorite color is. I told him I don't have a least favorite color. He seemed to really like that answer.
To myself: "feels like Mercury's in retrograde"
Corn sweat heat got me feeling dumb.
It is, in fact, in retrograde, though.
Corn sweat heat got me feeling dumb.
It is, in fact, in retrograde, though.
July 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
To myself: "feels like Mercury's in retrograde"
Corn sweat heat got me feeling dumb.
It is, in fact, in retrograde, though.
Corn sweat heat got me feeling dumb.
It is, in fact, in retrograde, though.
Accidently made a two top bun sandwich.
July 20, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Accidently made a two top bun sandwich.
A solid win! Petite yellow watermelon. 4.9lbs. It was really good. Yellow is my favorite~
#gardening #summer #yellowpetitewatermelon #watermelon #homegrown #trellismelon #🍉
#gardening #summer #yellowpetitewatermelon #watermelon #homegrown #trellismelon #🍉
July 14, 2025 at 3:41 AM
A solid win! Petite yellow watermelon. 4.9lbs. It was really good. Yellow is my favorite~
#gardening #summer #yellowpetitewatermelon #watermelon #homegrown #trellismelon #🍉
#gardening #summer #yellowpetitewatermelon #watermelon #homegrown #trellismelon #🍉
This is decidedly not a tigger melon like the seed package said it was. I dont know what it really is and I didn't like the flavor. But! We always learn something new in the garden. Ill be happy to try growing melons again next season!
#gardening #melon #mystery #whatisthis #growwithme
#gardening #melon #mystery #whatisthis #growwithme
July 13, 2025 at 4:44 AM
This is decidedly not a tigger melon like the seed package said it was. I dont know what it really is and I didn't like the flavor. But! We always learn something new in the garden. Ill be happy to try growing melons again next season!
#gardening #melon #mystery #whatisthis #growwithme
#gardening #melon #mystery #whatisthis #growwithme
It occurs to me my parrot mutters nonsense to himself with my american/ southern accent.
July 12, 2025 at 2:37 PM
It occurs to me my parrot mutters nonsense to himself with my american/ southern accent.
Didn't really want to relive my childhood quite like this. I was wanting more american 90's whimsy, not war in the middle east again.
June 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Didn't really want to relive my childhood quite like this. I was wanting more american 90's whimsy, not war in the middle east again.
I only recently learned a couple years ago other branches of the military have stunt air plane groups but I grew up in fort worth, so blue angels for life but now I think I understand sports team loyalty. 💁♀️
June 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I only recently learned a couple years ago other branches of the military have stunt air plane groups but I grew up in fort worth, so blue angels for life but now I think I understand sports team loyalty. 💁♀️
Riding the high of that one time a dental hygienist told me my teeth look perfect.
June 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Riding the high of that one time a dental hygienist told me my teeth look perfect.
I feel very in tune with my #aquarius sign when im the only one in the house who refills the damn water filter. ♒️🏺
#zodiac #justaquariusthings #zodiacsign #astrology
#zodiac #justaquariusthings #zodiacsign #astrology
June 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I feel very in tune with my #aquarius sign when im the only one in the house who refills the damn water filter. ♒️🏺
#zodiac #justaquariusthings #zodiacsign #astrology
#zodiac #justaquariusthings #zodiacsign #astrology
Thoughts are on me, keep your pennies.
May 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Thoughts are on me, keep your pennies.
Gonna need....ummm...some math here. 😎
May 7, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Gonna need....ummm...some math here. 😎
just learned about determinate and indeterminate tomatoes. all the dozens of tomatoes i enthusiastically started are indeterminate. Heaven help me this season. 🍅
March 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
just learned about determinate and indeterminate tomatoes. all the dozens of tomatoes i enthusiastically started are indeterminate. Heaven help me this season. 🍅
My #tamagotchiconnection is sleeping with her little lion plushie. 🥹
February 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
My #tamagotchiconnection is sleeping with her little lion plushie. 🥹