Nobody ever keeps their fucking word
December 30, 2024 at 9:37 AM
Nobody ever keeps their fucking word
Maybe I want to be a guy’s girlfriend and say “I’m not hungry” and not order anything at the restaurant and then have a few bites of the thing he orders (this does not mean I want to be a girl, just that I want to do that specific thing)
December 25, 2024 at 10:09 AM
Maybe I want to be a guy’s girlfriend and say “I’m not hungry” and not order anything at the restaurant and then have a few bites of the thing he orders (this does not mean I want to be a girl, just that I want to do that specific thing)
Why is it that ppl born after 2000 are so scared of learning how to drive and put it off to their 20s like what’s up with that
December 16, 2024 at 5:22 AM
Why is it that ppl born after 2000 are so scared of learning how to drive and put it off to their 20s like what’s up with that
Oh you went to the wizards college? You mean tiktok dance school?
December 9, 2024 at 7:16 AM
Oh you went to the wizards college? You mean tiktok dance school?
I kinda wanna be gotye idk
December 6, 2024 at 4:53 AM
I kinda wanna be gotye idk
The superpower I wish I had was the ability to intuitively guess the weight of items and fluids in ounces
December 5, 2024 at 12:27 AM
The superpower I wish I had was the ability to intuitively guess the weight of items and fluids in ounces
Ppl on the web can tell I’m white bc I say shit like “oh dip”
December 3, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Ppl on the web can tell I’m white bc I say shit like “oh dip”
I think I got na moanya
November 30, 2024 at 10:44 AM
I think I got na moanya
I almost felt bad abt myself and then I remembered I’m a Libra
November 29, 2024 at 4:59 AM
I almost felt bad abt myself and then I remembered I’m a Libra
Guys I had a really good bit I was gonna post but I immediately forgot it can you guys like this post like it was my funny joke and we can all pretend it’s in the room with us like at church
November 27, 2024 at 5:24 PM
Guys I had a really good bit I was gonna post but I immediately forgot it can you guys like this post like it was my funny joke and we can all pretend it’s in the room with us like at church
I’m too busy actually snuggling with my cat and making her feel safe and loved to be taking photos of her
November 25, 2024 at 8:50 PM
I’m too busy actually snuggling with my cat and making her feel safe and loved to be taking photos of her
I once had a niece and she lived in Nice and she gave me a fleece but it had fleas in the crease
November 25, 2024 at 8:50 PM
I once had a niece and she lived in Nice and she gave me a fleece but it had fleas in the crease
God I love those nyazche comics so much. I’m the little fucked up sallow grey eyed cat from those. That’s literally me that’s my whole deal for sure
November 24, 2024 at 11:36 PM
God I love those nyazche comics so much. I’m the little fucked up sallow grey eyed cat from those. That’s literally me that’s my whole deal for sure
I’d be such a bad drug dealer bc I’m too nice and I’d just give the drugs away for free to be nice and to get people to like me
November 24, 2024 at 9:16 AM
I’d be such a bad drug dealer bc I’m too nice and I’d just give the drugs away for free to be nice and to get people to like me
Reposted by kimpine2: part 5
This. “Chill. Guy”. Is. The. Nastiest. Skank. Bitch. I. Have. Ever. Met. Do. Not. Trust. HIM. HE. Is. A. Fugly. Slut
November 21, 2024 at 10:15 PM
This. “Chill. Guy”. Is. The. Nastiest. Skank. Bitch. I. Have. Ever. Met. Do. Not. Trust. HIM. HE. Is. A. Fugly. Slut
It’s crazy how there aren’t drafts on this app
November 18, 2024 at 8:53 AM
It’s crazy how there aren’t drafts on this app
It’s too late I’ve already depicted you as the black bearded evil mystical vizier and myself as the white bearded old masterful wizard
November 18, 2024 at 5:42 AM
It’s too late I’ve already depicted you as the black bearded evil mystical vizier and myself as the white bearded old masterful wizard
People always say shit like “audiobooks are impossible if you think at all you miss the book” okay skill issue. Maybe you’re just a bad listener.
November 16, 2024 at 8:13 PM
People always say shit like “audiobooks are impossible if you think at all you miss the book” okay skill issue. Maybe you’re just a bad listener.
I think my social anxiety would be a lot higher if I knew that people could telekinetically throw me through the air
November 15, 2024 at 6:49 PM
I think my social anxiety would be a lot higher if I knew that people could telekinetically throw me through the air
The new op1 looks stupid
November 15, 2024 at 2:18 AM
The new op1 looks stupid
I wish I was likeable but ppl kinda hate me
October 30, 2024 at 7:54 AM
I wish I was likeable but ppl kinda hate me
I need to figure out how to keep in touch with people
October 25, 2024 at 9:32 AM
I need to figure out how to keep in touch with people
They will Never convince me to get a masters degree
October 22, 2024 at 5:29 PM
They will Never convince me to get a masters degree
I saw a beautiful cloud formation the other day
October 22, 2024 at 5:26 PM
I saw a beautiful cloud formation the other day