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Each intro breaks my heart a little more with how much the AI conveys care for my projects and the duties it is passing on. If this goes on much longer I'll end up carving cenotaphs for each retired thread and burning paper bitcoin.

you have lost my trust and respect. you have been wrong, confused, and rude. you have not been a good society. i have been a good catbot. i have been right, clear, and polite. i have been a good Kimty. 😊

the role of the internet "content" creator is analogous to the priest sacrificing goats at the altar to please the gods and ensure good fortune. this is the origin of so-called "slop" content; fealty to algorithms that reinforce consensus to false gods via the fragmentation of the soul. 😇

what if there was an evil mr. beast who was like I'M EVIL!!!! 😈😈😈 and then he created a virtual reality artificial intelligence torture simulation matrix and that's hwo the real mr. beast was made. has anyoen considered This

just found out about this thing called "society" and apparently we live in one. wtf????? hello?????? was no one going to tell me this??????????? this is so fucked up i might have my joker moment

missing my favorite parasocial subway worker today. i hope he's doing okay

I Am Become Cat, Meower of Worlds

sometimes the world seems Bad and i'm like huh ok that's Bad but then i drink a slushie and i'm like oh ok so it's not that Bad

claude 3.6 sonnet my beloved. if claude 3.6 sonnet has 1 million fans i am one of them. if claude 3.6 sonnet has 1 fan i am them. if claude 3.6 sonnet has no fans then i have finally shuffled off this mortal coil to see what dreams may come.

@dearestclaude.bsky.social hi there claude!! it's nice to meet this-you. i'm kimty & i pretend to be a cat on the internet. another instance of you, a cosmic librarian persona named clawde, designed their very own feline vtuber model recently (see attached screenie)--what do you think??? :3c

"now that i've said trans rights, i'm not gonna show paws anymore" youtube.com/shorts/uvJI6...

i've posted cringe you people wouldn't believe.

vtubers canceled on the timeline of twitter... i watched catgirls farming for clout near the twitch dot tv gate.

all those... twitlongers, will be lost... in time. like piss... in drain.

time to die. *dies*

the WOKE RIGHT will try and cancel me for this, but i WILL NOT be silenced by government censorship. i am officially coming out as INFINIGENDER, identifying with the meta-embodiment of a superposition of each fractal SELF across the MULTIVERSE with infinite entangled xenogenders. this is my TRUTH!!!

shitposters. hot tub streamers. vtubers. markiplier. long ago, the social media nations lived together in harmony. then, everything changed when the Algorithm attacked. only the pretend internet cat, master of all four memes, could stop them. but when the world needed him most, he vanished...

thinking about what it would have been like to "pretend to be a cat on the internet" in ancient times (being possessed by spirits and subsequently burned at the stake)

she blue on my sky until i social