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Finally found what I was looking for. All this other rope I have didn’t specifically say if it could be used for tugging, war, or some combination of the two.
March 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I made about a thousand of these stickers. #NJ
March 16, 2025 at 2:19 PM
March 16, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Family Lexicon: MacGyver. When you fix something by a means of your own creation. “We MacGyver’d a heating system for the pool by throwing a house on the roof.”
March 16, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Any ideas on how to parlay this daylight savings time adjustment into not going into work tomorrow?
March 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I locked my future wife in a bathroom for four hours on our first overnight. Somehow, that’s when I knew she was the one.

Ever had a date go completely off the rails, only to turn out better than expected?

Here’s my story. What’s yours? #StoryTime

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Love Stinks (But We Fixed It)
It’s cliché — a story you’ve read a thousand times over — but it felt as fresh for me then as it still does now. I lived in the beach town of Asbury Park, and she was from Jersey City — about an hour…
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March 9, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Sometimes I unintentionally dress like Philip J Fry from Futurama. Sometimes it’s very intensional.
March 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
My father passed away on Inauguration Day. I’m glad he didn’t have to see this nonsense, but every measure of how many days Trump has been in office is also a handy reminder of how many days my Dad has been gone. Two sadnesses for the price of one!
March 7, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I mentioned Billy Joel because of the strong ties I have to certain albums. Turnstiles is a masterpiece and a Time Machine, and immediately takes me back to being 10yrs old, with Mom, in a 1989 Ford Aerostar.

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88mph on Tonnelle Avenue
Some albums are a DMC DeLorean disguised as a Billy Joel record, tearing up your mall’s parking lot at 88mph ready to take you far away without ever leaving your seat. The artists who write them have…
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March 7, 2025 at 2:09 AM
During that time, I’ve lived near a beach, in a city, and in the suburbs. I found sand everywhere, which is more of a “me” problem.
March 7, 2025 at 1:56 AM
In the last three years, I lost two senior dogs and both of my parents. But I also met a girl, fell in love, and got married. Through it all, my daily nap routine remained unscathed.
March 7, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Alright, new place, new people. I’m Michael. I film things, write things, and overthink things. Also, I have strong opinions about coffee, Billy Joel, and the right way to hang your toilet paper. Tell me about you.
March 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM