Finally found what I was looking for. All this other rope I have didn’t specifically say if it could be used for tugging, war, or some combination of the two.

I made about a thousand of these stickers. #NJ

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Family Lexicon: MacGyver. When you fix something by a means of your own creation. “We MacGyver’d a heating system for the pool by throwing a house on the roof.”

Any ideas on how to parlay this daylight savings time adjustment into not going into work tomorrow?

I locked my future wife in a bathroom for four hours on our first overnight. Somehow, that’s when I knew she was the one.

Ever had a date go completely off the rails, only to turn out better than expected?

Here’s my story. What’s yours? #StoryTime

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Sometimes I unintentionally dress like Philip J Fry from Futurama. Sometimes it’s very intensional.

My father passed away on Inauguration Day. I’m glad he didn’t have to see this nonsense, but every measure of how many days Trump has been in office is also a handy reminder of how many days my Dad has been gone. Two sadnesses for the price of one!

I mentioned Billy Joel because of the strong ties I have to certain albums. Turnstiles is a masterpiece and a Time Machine, and immediately takes me back to being 10yrs old, with Mom, in a 1989 Ford Aerostar.

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During that time, I’ve lived near a beach, in a city, and in the suburbs. I found sand everywhere, which is more of a “me” problem.

In the last three years, I lost two senior dogs and both of my parents. But I also met a girl, fell in love, and got married. Through it all, my daily nap routine remained unscathed.

Alright, new place, new people. I’m Michael. I film things, write things, and overthink things. Also, I have strong opinions about coffee, Billy Joel, and the right way to hang your toilet paper. Tell me about you.