do you know double the nickels on the dime by minutemen?? it’s very that energy

monopoly, aka, auditioning to be a state owned entity

hmm i hope this doesn’t qualify as… crying..

maybe wreck can connote, introducing entertaining low-impact hijinks

but they’re nice!! 🥹

I think a lot about this ad I saw in an IMAX theater. Google spent so much money on developing an ad where the premise is “you can use AI to write a mean break up letter about falling in love with someone else.” This is who their target audience is! This is their best idea for how to use their AI

anyway no-one care about this spiel probably, but i’m right ☺️☹️

retaliation or resentment is certainly not a boundary, though both might point towards a boundary you should have set for yourself so that you didn’t have to reach that point.

which is not to say they’re not relevant in relational contexts, but a boundary definitionally can’t reach out of you and dictate someone else’s behaviour, whereas it might be a behaviour you commit yourself to to ameliorate interpersonal lack of consideration etc.

use it like “if my partner doesn’t buy me jaffa cakes every tuesday then i get to murder their goldfish without remorse, this is emotionally mature for some reason”

oh dear

aita? (y)

jentucky fried kicken

¿por que no los dos?

riddles are bad! at least the surgeon one is rhetorically interesting, but as a riddle it’s boring because riddles are boring. did anyone ever hear the answer to the riddle of the sphinx and genuinely feel like it was satisfactory rather than the most boring thing ever

this was bound to happen they should never have appointed the coldplay jumbotron man to deputy