Steve Houston
@kingbeastie.bsky.social
Web/Software Developer.
I hit drums - sod it, somebody has to do it!
Cut quite the dash. My jokes are pretty weird, you won't like them.
Teuchtar. #ICTFC
Location: Glasgow/Inverness 🏴
I hit drums - sod it, somebody has to do it!
Cut quite the dash. My jokes are pretty weird, you won't like them.
Teuchtar. #ICTFC
Location: Glasgow/Inverness 🏴
It was great. Lovely staff and we had such a good time.
My phone screensaver is a photo I took of us in front of the courtyard tree that year. I was beautiful.
My phone screensaver is a photo I took of us in front of the courtyard tree that year. I was beautiful.
December 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
It was great. Lovely staff and we had such a good time.
My phone screensaver is a photo I took of us in front of the courtyard tree that year. I was beautiful.
My phone screensaver is a photo I took of us in front of the courtyard tree that year. I was beautiful.
There's a woman at the bus stop, then on the bus and I'm thinking to myself, "Who does she remind me of?"
It's Babs!
Babs from Urmston.
It's Babs!
Babs from Urmston.
November 28, 2025 at 6:46 PM
There's a woman at the bus stop, then on the bus and I'm thinking to myself, "Who does she remind me of?"
It's Babs!
Babs from Urmston.
It's Babs!
Babs from Urmston.
Fanny Slippers.
That's my new drag name sorted.
That's my new drag name sorted.
November 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Fanny Slippers.
That's my new drag name sorted.
That's my new drag name sorted.
This fella came right up to me in the park today to say hello. 🐿️
November 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
This fella came right up to me in the park today to say hello. 🐿️
My wife made me a martini before dinner. It's very good.
How very civilised!
How very civilised!
November 9, 2025 at 7:39 PM
My wife made me a martini before dinner. It's very good.
How very civilised!
How very civilised!
I prefer their earlier work.
November 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I prefer their earlier work.
Took a photo of my furry wee pal looking remarkably like a wee kitten.
I can assure you dear reader, she is most definitely not a little kitten!
I can assure you dear reader, she is most definitely not a little kitten!
October 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Took a photo of my furry wee pal looking remarkably like a wee kitten.
I can assure you dear reader, she is most definitely not a little kitten!
I can assure you dear reader, she is most definitely not a little kitten!
Nothing sums up the strength of the human spirit, the light of hope that burns inside the bravest of men and how it shall never be extinguished, more than the good people of Peterhead putting solar panels on their roofs.
October 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Nothing sums up the strength of the human spirit, the light of hope that burns inside the bravest of men and how it shall never be extinguished, more than the good people of Peterhead putting solar panels on their roofs.
Catfish you said?
October 19, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Catfish you said?
A tiny wee pygmy corydora catfish resting on a leaf innit.
October 19, 2025 at 7:41 PM
A tiny wee pygmy corydora catfish resting on a leaf innit.
I built a maze for our FurFace. This thing is in the middle of the living room and is massive. It's got two floors and it's (obviously) a maze inside.
It's gotta go before Christmas and even more boxes arriving!
It's gotta go before Christmas and even more boxes arriving!
October 19, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I built a maze for our FurFace. This thing is in the middle of the living room and is massive. It's got two floors and it's (obviously) a maze inside.
It's gotta go before Christmas and even more boxes arriving!
It's gotta go before Christmas and even more boxes arriving!
Bought lamb gigot chops from the butcher for Sunday dinner.
October 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Bought lamb gigot chops from the butcher for Sunday dinner.
Spinal Tap II at the Glasgow Film Theatre this evening.
Very, very funny!
@harryshearer.bsky.social 👏🏻
Very, very funny!
@harryshearer.bsky.social 👏🏻
September 25, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Spinal Tap II at the Glasgow Film Theatre this evening.
Very, very funny!
@harryshearer.bsky.social 👏🏻
Very, very funny!
@harryshearer.bsky.social 👏🏻
Scottish stout. Scottish beef.
Scottish dinner! 🏴
Scottish dinner! 🏴
September 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Scottish stout. Scottish beef.
Scottish dinner! 🏴
Scottish dinner! 🏴
Haven't put my kilt away from being in Copenhagen yet, my furry wee pal seems pleased about this!
September 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Haven't put my kilt away from being in Copenhagen yet, my furry wee pal seems pleased about this!
Fifteen years ago today I was best man for my closest friends. He returned the favour around seven years later!
September 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Fifteen years ago today I was best man for my closest friends. He returned the favour around seven years later!
Had a great time in Copenhagen for the Scotland game. 🏴🍻
A beautiful city and lovely people too.
A beautiful city and lovely people too.
September 8, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Had a great time in Copenhagen for the Scotland game. 🏴🍻
A beautiful city and lovely people too.
A beautiful city and lovely people too.