The Cole Kaplan
@kingcolekaplan.bsky.social
Just being witty and showing my willy! 🏳️🌈↕️
D.C./Baltimore
D.C./Baltimore
Pinned
Sometimes it’s hard being the most attractive person where you work, but someone’s gotta do it
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One week until I'm back in Minneapolis
December 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM
One week until I'm back in Minneapolis
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Wanna see how I made this mess?
Check the link 😛
Check the link 😛
August 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Wanna see how I made this mess?
Check the link 😛
Check the link 😛
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Just finished packing and I’m exhausted!
Someone wanna come help me out?
Someone wanna come help me out?
June 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Just finished packing and I’m exhausted!
Someone wanna come help me out?
Someone wanna come help me out?
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guys it’s still so cold
June 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
guys it’s still so cold
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Netflix: "Are you still watching?"
Someone's son:
Someone's son:
June 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Netflix: "Are you still watching?"
Someone's son:
Someone's son:
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Me: I really gotta lock-in and finish all my assignments
Also me:
Also me:
a person is cutting a piece of meat with a hammer .
ALT: a person is cutting a piece of meat with a hammer .
media.tenor.com
May 1, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Me: I really gotta lock-in and finish all my assignments
Also me:
Also me:
Today was the first time in a long time that I’ve looked in a mirror and was happy with (and proud of) myself for all the work I’ve put into it these last few months
April 17, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Today was the first time in a long time that I’ve looked in a mirror and was happy with (and proud of) myself for all the work I’ve put into it these last few months
I can’t believe I went to the gym twice today
April 17, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I can’t believe I went to the gym twice today
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Sneak in here when no one’s looking 😈
April 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Sneak in here when no one’s looking 😈
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Could really use a face between these legs today 😏👅
March 29, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Could really use a face between these legs today 😏👅
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WFH day? You mean jerk off and watch anime?
March 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
WFH day? You mean jerk off and watch anime?
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Late to the party but Happy St Patricks day! 🍀🫶
Here's me in green 💚🌿
Here's me in green 💚🌿
March 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Late to the party but Happy St Patricks day! 🍀🫶
Here's me in green 💚🌿
Here's me in green 💚🌿
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Just posting a little more green
March 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Just posting a little more green
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Cuddles and Cartoons? 👉👈
March 14, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Cuddles and Cartoons? 👉👈
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someone call for a handyman?
March 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
someone call for a handyman?
Want me to whip it out?
March 13, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Want me to whip it out?