Kmahrt2
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Who is Luke and why does he get a temperature? I need answers.
July 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Who is Luke and why does he get a temperature? I need answers.
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Honeymoon is officially over, @kingkmahrt.bsky.social absolutely spoiled me the entire trip 🤍🤍🤍
April 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Honeymoon is officially over, @kingkmahrt.bsky.social absolutely spoiled me the entire trip 🤍🤍🤍
Those that have seen and enjoyed Breaking Bad… is Better Call Saul worth a watch?
April 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Those that have seen and enjoyed Breaking Bad… is Better Call Saul worth a watch?
If you play music on the golf course loud enough for other people to hear you deserve to be lobotomized.
March 30, 2025 at 10:01 PM
If you play music on the golf course loud enough for other people to hear you deserve to be lobotomized.
Anyone else have to walk around their house saying “do not be alarmed! It is I, your husband! I live here as well!”
March 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Anyone else have to walk around their house saying “do not be alarmed! It is I, your husband! I live here as well!”
Anyone who has had a pet (80ish lbs dog if that matters) have 2 teeth pulled, tell me what state you’re in and how much it cost. Was just quoted $1200. Seems like a good ol’ American healthcare scam. Curious how bad of a scam it is.
February 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Anyone who has had a pet (80ish lbs dog if that matters) have 2 teeth pulled, tell me what state you’re in and how much it cost. Was just quoted $1200. Seems like a good ol’ American healthcare scam. Curious how bad of a scam it is.
It’s amazing how much better 7/11 slurpees are than any other stores slush.
February 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
It’s amazing how much better 7/11 slurpees are than any other stores slush.
Help me decide on my next work entertainment show. The contenders are:
The Blacklist
Peaky Blinders
Breaking Bad
The Blacklist
Peaky Blinders
Breaking Bad
February 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Help me decide on my next work entertainment show. The contenders are:
The Blacklist
Peaky Blinders
Breaking Bad
The Blacklist
Peaky Blinders
Breaking Bad
The fact that there are grown adults that don’t flush public bathroom toilets is so very embarrassing.
January 31, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The fact that there are grown adults that don’t flush public bathroom toilets is so very embarrassing.
What’re we supposed to call posts on here? Like a post on the other one is “tweet”. Are we throwing up Skeets now? Or perhaps Bleets?
January 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
What’re we supposed to call posts on here? Like a post on the other one is “tweet”. Are we throwing up Skeets now? Or perhaps Bleets?
Mahomes is barely a top 5 CURRENT QB yet there are real life people considering him for best of ALL TIME. One of the most overrated athletes ever.
January 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Mahomes is barely a top 5 CURRENT QB yet there are real life people considering him for best of ALL TIME. One of the most overrated athletes ever.
I can’t stand parents that make up things their kids say.
“My 2 year old just asked me what love truly means”
No they didn’t Becky shush.
“My 2 year old just asked me what love truly means”
No they didn’t Becky shush.
January 24, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I can’t stand parents that make up things their kids say.
“My 2 year old just asked me what love truly means”
No they didn’t Becky shush.
“My 2 year old just asked me what love truly means”
No they didn’t Becky shush.
If Residuals don’t win a Grammy….
January 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
If Residuals don’t win a Grammy….
Still incredibly confused as to how CC Sabathia got 80something percent HOF votes but Felix Hernandez, the clear better pitcher, only got 20. Is the pinstripe voting boost really that massive?
January 23, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Still incredibly confused as to how CC Sabathia got 80something percent HOF votes but Felix Hernandez, the clear better pitcher, only got 20. Is the pinstripe voting boost really that massive?
It is at this point that I would like to make it official. If the World Series ends up being Dodgers vs Astros, I’m rooting for the Astros.
January 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
It is at this point that I would like to make it official. If the World Series ends up being Dodgers vs Astros, I’m rooting for the Astros.
If I see someone driving a Toyota or Subaru with a spoiler I automatically classify them as a high schooler that’s trying to impress a girl that’s already rejected them at least twice.
January 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM
If I see someone driving a Toyota or Subaru with a spoiler I automatically classify them as a high schooler that’s trying to impress a girl that’s already rejected them at least twice.
Adding on to the saga of Daisy commercials that make them criminals…. Cottage cheese commercial just showed them not only putting in on pasta, but also using it as a dip for Doritos…. JAIL
January 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Adding on to the saga of Daisy commercials that make them criminals…. Cottage cheese commercial just showed them not only putting in on pasta, but also using it as a dip for Doritos…. JAIL
Followers of @sheadyomahrt.bsky.social. She is bored out of her mind stuck in bed. ENTERTAIN HER!
December 31, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Followers of @sheadyomahrt.bsky.social. She is bored out of her mind stuck in bed. ENTERTAIN HER!
It’s hilarious that the NBA has no idea why ratings are down while they have 8 games on today and not a single one is on TV.
December 28, 2024 at 12:38 AM
It’s hilarious that the NBA has no idea why ratings are down while they have 8 games on today and not a single one is on TV.
I wish the most painful death imaginable for the woodpecker that keeps chipping away at my house and waking my son up from his nap. 🖕
December 27, 2024 at 8:05 PM
I wish the most painful death imaginable for the woodpecker that keeps chipping away at my house and waking my son up from his nap. 🖕
Can officially say I’ve seen Polar Express all the way through. Weird frickin movie dudes. Probs won’t be putting that on again.
December 26, 2024 at 12:58 AM
Can officially say I’ve seen Polar Express all the way through. Weird frickin movie dudes. Probs won’t be putting that on again.
Daisy sour cream commercial just showed someone dipping a strawberry in sour cream and that is a jail-able offense. Someone arrest that marketing team. Now.
December 23, 2024 at 12:38 AM
Daisy sour cream commercial just showed someone dipping a strawberry in sour cream and that is a jail-able offense. Someone arrest that marketing team. Now.
Ty France is really about to come back and be the Ms first baseman next year 😂😂😂
December 22, 2024 at 12:43 AM
Ty France is really about to come back and be the Ms first baseman next year 😂😂😂
My ideal off-season for the Mariners that is seemingly reasonable.
1. Sign Roki Sasaki
2. Trade Luis Castillo and either Mitch to Boston for either Casas or Yoshi and Abreu
3. Sign a good glove, fairly cheap second or third baseman.
4. If 2 isn’t for Casas, sign Carlos Santana or Justin Turner
1. Sign Roki Sasaki
2. Trade Luis Castillo and either Mitch to Boston for either Casas or Yoshi and Abreu
3. Sign a good glove, fairly cheap second or third baseman.
4. If 2 isn’t for Casas, sign Carlos Santana or Justin Turner
December 13, 2024 at 4:38 PM
My ideal off-season for the Mariners that is seemingly reasonable.
1. Sign Roki Sasaki
2. Trade Luis Castillo and either Mitch to Boston for either Casas or Yoshi and Abreu
3. Sign a good glove, fairly cheap second or third baseman.
4. If 2 isn’t for Casas, sign Carlos Santana or Justin Turner
1. Sign Roki Sasaki
2. Trade Luis Castillo and either Mitch to Boston for either Casas or Yoshi and Abreu
3. Sign a good glove, fairly cheap second or third baseman.
4. If 2 isn’t for Casas, sign Carlos Santana or Justin Turner
First round bye in both fantasy football leagues this year. That’s pretty neat.
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December 10, 2024 at 5:57 PM
First round bye in both fantasy football leagues this year. That’s pretty neat.