KLB
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Un canguro. Canguro. Canguro.
Man that's fun to say.
Man that's fun to say.
January 25, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Un canguro. Canguro. Canguro.
Man that's fun to say.
Man that's fun to say.
I just wanted to take a break to notice that Mike Tyson is the only one on the list without a title before his name and that's mainly because "Mike Tyson" is the most impressive title on the list.
January 25, 2026 at 2:36 AM
I just wanted to take a break to notice that Mike Tyson is the only one on the list without a title before his name and that's mainly because "Mike Tyson" is the most impressive title on the list.
They do that here too.
Buddy of mine had his license taken away for too many DWI's, so he had to ride a bike. He then proceeded to get a BWI.
Buddy of mine had his license taken away for too many DWI's, so he had to ride a bike. He then proceeded to get a BWI.
January 21, 2026 at 5:14 AM
They do that here too.
Buddy of mine had his license taken away for too many DWI's, so he had to ride a bike. He then proceeded to get a BWI.
Buddy of mine had his license taken away for too many DWI's, so he had to ride a bike. He then proceeded to get a BWI.
Not anything? Well, that's not remotely true.
January 20, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Not anything? Well, that's not remotely true.
This has been my view the whole time.
Like, for my entire childhood when college basketball still mattered, they were the big rich team in the middle of the country.
Like, for my entire childhood when college basketball still mattered, they were the big rich team in the middle of the country.
January 20, 2026 at 5:08 AM
This has been my view the whole time.
Like, for my entire childhood when college basketball still mattered, they were the big rich team in the middle of the country.
Like, for my entire childhood when college basketball still mattered, they were the big rich team in the middle of the country.
Real talk Greg, I watched to the end of all of those Cal games.
How about you?
We're you there in Buffalo cackling like a maniac like I was at 2 in the morning?
Bet you werent. Sit this one out.
How about you?
We're you there in Buffalo cackling like a maniac like I was at 2 in the morning?
Bet you werent. Sit this one out.
January 20, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Real talk Greg, I watched to the end of all of those Cal games.
How about you?
We're you there in Buffalo cackling like a maniac like I was at 2 in the morning?
Bet you werent. Sit this one out.
How about you?
We're you there in Buffalo cackling like a maniac like I was at 2 in the morning?
Bet you werent. Sit this one out.
I loved Cal with Mendoza. Like my absolute favorite team of that year. They were also batshit crazy.
If youre asking why it didnt occur to get the guy from that Cal team I will again gesture in the direction of the flaming wreckage that was 2024 Cal football.
What are we doing here?
If youre asking why it didnt occur to get the guy from that Cal team I will again gesture in the direction of the flaming wreckage that was 2024 Cal football.
What are we doing here?
January 20, 2026 at 4:42 AM
I loved Cal with Mendoza. Like my absolute favorite team of that year. They were also batshit crazy.
If youre asking why it didnt occur to get the guy from that Cal team I will again gesture in the direction of the flaming wreckage that was 2024 Cal football.
What are we doing here?
If youre asking why it didnt occur to get the guy from that Cal team I will again gesture in the direction of the flaming wreckage that was 2024 Cal football.
What are we doing here?
I remember when Indiana basketball was good and Ive been thinking about how very not cool they were.
January 20, 2026 at 4:32 AM
I remember when Indiana basketball was good and Ive been thinking about how very not cool they were.
My neighbor didnt bring his cans in this week and one of them is slowly working its way down the street. I dont even know how.
January 20, 2026 at 2:23 AM
My neighbor didnt bring his cans in this week and one of them is slowly working its way down the street. I dont even know how.
Mmmhmm, they always say the initial walkthrough on your giant flag is one of those things you gotta pay attention to.
January 20, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Mmmhmm, they always say the initial walkthrough on your giant flag is one of those things you gotta pay attention to.
The people here dont want a global townsquare, we just want to make some jokes in peace.
There seem to be a lot more people engaging with your post that agree with that statement than people that think your way.
Are you sure your way is better?
There seem to be a lot more people engaging with your post that agree with that statement than people that think your way.
Are you sure your way is better?
January 19, 2026 at 11:50 PM
The people here dont want a global townsquare, we just want to make some jokes in peace.
There seem to be a lot more people engaging with your post that agree with that statement than people that think your way.
Are you sure your way is better?
There seem to be a lot more people engaging with your post that agree with that statement than people that think your way.
Are you sure your way is better?
There is a commercial that shows the Wright brothers, while attempting something that no one had ever done before, have a 12% chance of success.
Thats absurd and I yell at strangers about it almost every day.
Thats absurd and I yell at strangers about it almost every day.
January 19, 2026 at 1:08 AM
There is a commercial that shows the Wright brothers, while attempting something that no one had ever done before, have a 12% chance of success.
Thats absurd and I yell at strangers about it almost every day.
Thats absurd and I yell at strangers about it almost every day.
Except that Jimmy G is somehow hurt
January 18, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Except that Jimmy G is somehow hurt
Wrong about what?
None of this was a prediction. Was just playing out ways that it could go other than expected.
Are you serious right now?
None of this was a prediction. Was just playing out ways that it could go other than expected.
Are you serious right now?
January 18, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Wrong about what?
None of this was a prediction. Was just playing out ways that it could go other than expected.
Are you serious right now?
None of this was a prediction. Was just playing out ways that it could go other than expected.
Are you serious right now?
This whole thread is contingent on an injured Darnold that can't throw.
Dont be a dork.
Dont be a dork.
January 18, 2026 at 2:13 AM
This whole thread is contingent on an injured Darnold that can't throw.
Dont be a dork.
Dont be a dork.
A slide tackle would have got the job done
January 18, 2026 at 1:24 AM
A slide tackle would have got the job done
That assumption would be right about 50% of the time.
January 18, 2026 at 1:10 AM
That assumption would be right about 50% of the time.
Reposted by KLB
If you leave out his middle name, He Hate Me has the shortest name in pro football history.
January 17, 2026 at 9:50 PM
If you leave out his middle name, He Hate Me has the shortest name in pro football history.
We've watched Bo Nix play for a decade and people still dont get it.
When things are going bad or he is being overlooked, Bo Nix is good.
When things are going good or he is being hyped up, Bo Nix is bad.
When things are going bad or he is being overlooked, Bo Nix is good.
When things are going good or he is being hyped up, Bo Nix is bad.
January 17, 2026 at 9:18 PM
We've watched Bo Nix play for a decade and people still dont get it.
When things are going bad or he is being overlooked, Bo Nix is good.
When things are going good or he is being hyped up, Bo Nix is bad.
When things are going bad or he is being overlooked, Bo Nix is good.
When things are going good or he is being hyped up, Bo Nix is bad.
Staking all of this on an injured Sam Darnold not making mistakes that lead to points feels less than prudent.
January 17, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Staking all of this on an injured Sam Darnold not making mistakes that lead to points feels less than prudent.