Alan Bell
@kinglongburns.bsky.social
I have come here to draw comics and kick arse, and I'm all outta arse.
I have a webpage of comics here: https://kinglongburns.blogspot.com/
I have a webpage of comics here: https://kinglongburns.blogspot.com/
I'm sure this was supposed to get less true over time, not more. Jesus H. Fucking Christopher.
#comics #webcomics #humour? #babies #benicetobabies #thestateofthings #KeepFighting #KeepPushingBack #Don'tLetThemConvinceYouThatYou'veAlreadyLost
#comics #webcomics #humour? #babies #benicetobabies #thestateofthings #KeepFighting #KeepPushingBack #Don'tLetThemConvinceYouThatYou'veAlreadyLost
January 16, 2026 at 3:32 AM
I'm sure this was supposed to get less true over time, not more. Jesus H. Fucking Christopher.
#comics #webcomics #humour? #babies #benicetobabies #thestateofthings #KeepFighting #KeepPushingBack #Don'tLetThemConvinceYouThatYou'veAlreadyLost
#comics #webcomics #humour? #babies #benicetobabies #thestateofthings #KeepFighting #KeepPushingBack #Don'tLetThemConvinceYouThatYou'veAlreadyLost
My 3-year-old son and I like to draw using his big, fat crayons.
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today we have X-Men antagonist, Pyro, who can control fire. Also he has a flamethrower backpack which is a power in itself.
#comics #fanart #crayon #Xmen #Pyro #SomeLikeItHot
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today we have X-Men antagonist, Pyro, who can control fire. Also he has a flamethrower backpack which is a power in itself.
#comics #fanart #crayon #Xmen #Pyro #SomeLikeItHot
January 12, 2026 at 1:54 AM
I just realised that I should have given Hannibal a straw.
#comics #webcomics #humour #medicinal #Cannabis #HumanTheOtherWhiteMeat #PleaseDon'tActuallyEatPeople
#comics #webcomics #humour #medicinal #Cannabis #HumanTheOtherWhiteMeat #PleaseDon'tActuallyEatPeople
January 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
I just realised that I should have given Hannibal a straw.
#comics #webcomics #humour #medicinal #Cannabis #HumanTheOtherWhiteMeat #PleaseDon'tActuallyEatPeople
#comics #webcomics #humour #medicinal #Cannabis #HumanTheOtherWhiteMeat #PleaseDon'tActuallyEatPeople
This is the New Year comic that I did.
Happy New Year, everyone.
#comics #webcomics #humour #HappyNewYear #I'mSure2026WillBeFine #It'sOnFireAlreadyIsn'tIt
Happy New Year, everyone.
#comics #webcomics #humour #HappyNewYear #I'mSure2026WillBeFine #It'sOnFireAlreadyIsn'tIt
January 2, 2026 at 3:53 AM
This is the New Year comic that I did.
Happy New Year, everyone.
#comics #webcomics #humour #HappyNewYear #I'mSure2026WillBeFine #It'sOnFireAlreadyIsn'tIt
Happy New Year, everyone.
#comics #webcomics #humour #HappyNewYear #I'mSure2026WillBeFine #It'sOnFireAlreadyIsn'tIt
My 3-year-old son and I like to draw using his big, fat crayons.
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today we have X-Men villain, Sauron, who was bitten by mutant pterodactyls and now turns into a pteranodon man because fuck it, why not.
#comics #fanart #crayon #Xmen #Sauron
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today we have X-Men villain, Sauron, who was bitten by mutant pterodactyls and now turns into a pteranodon man because fuck it, why not.
#comics #fanart #crayon #Xmen #Sauron
December 29, 2025 at 2:43 AM
My 3-year-old son and I like to draw using his big, fat crayons.
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today we have Stilt Man, who has developed the technology to become taller than he was a moment ago in order to confuse Daredevil.
#comics #fanart #crayon #Daredevil #Stiltmann
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today we have Stilt Man, who has developed the technology to become taller than he was a moment ago in order to confuse Daredevil.
#comics #fanart #crayon #Daredevil #Stiltmann
December 22, 2025 at 4:46 AM
My 3-year-old son and I like to draw using his big, fat crayons.
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today we have Stilt Man, who has developed the technology to become taller than he was a moment ago in order to confuse Daredevil.
#comics #fanart #crayon #Daredevil #Stiltmann
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today we have Stilt Man, who has developed the technology to become taller than he was a moment ago in order to confuse Daredevil.
#comics #fanart #crayon #Daredevil #Stiltmann
Merry almost Christmas, Everybody!
#comics #webcomics #humour #Christmas #Santa #elves #Union #workerrights #haveastrikeforXmas
#comics #webcomics #humour #Christmas #Santa #elves #Union #workerrights #haveastrikeforXmas
December 19, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Merry almost Christmas, Everybody!
#comics #webcomics #humour #Christmas #Santa #elves #Union #workerrights #haveastrikeforXmas
#comics #webcomics #humour #Christmas #Santa #elves #Union #workerrights #haveastrikeforXmas
My 3-year-old son and I like to draw using his big, fat crayons.
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today we have yet another animal themed Spider-Man villain, The Rhino, who has little eyes on the side of his head just for show.
#comics #fanart #crayon #actionpose #extraeyes
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today we have yet another animal themed Spider-Man villain, The Rhino, who has little eyes on the side of his head just for show.
#comics #fanart #crayon #actionpose #extraeyes
December 15, 2025 at 2:59 AM
My 3-year-old son and I like to draw using his big, fat crayons.
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today we have yet another animal themed Spider-Man villain, The Rhino, who has little eyes on the side of his head just for show.
#comics #fanart #crayon #actionpose #extraeyes
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today we have yet another animal themed Spider-Man villain, The Rhino, who has little eyes on the side of his head just for show.
#comics #fanart #crayon #actionpose #extraeyes
I once wrote a comic so that I could say "Swolen with Princess Jelly".
I wrote this comic so that I could say "Big Scrotum Hands".
#comics #webcomics #humour #nature #birds #bats #BigScrotumHands
I wrote this comic so that I could say "Big Scrotum Hands".
#comics #webcomics #humour #nature #birds #bats #BigScrotumHands
December 12, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I once wrote a comic so that I could say "Swolen with Princess Jelly".
I wrote this comic so that I could say "Big Scrotum Hands".
#comics #webcomics #humour #nature #birds #bats #BigScrotumHands
I wrote this comic so that I could say "Big Scrotum Hands".
#comics #webcomics #humour #nature #birds #bats #BigScrotumHands
My 3-year-old son and I like to draw using his big, fat crayons.
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today we have X-Men's second bluest character, Mystique - by Calvin Klein.
She is very old and secretly everybody's mum and/or girlfriend.
#comics #fanart #crayon #Xmen #Mystique
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today we have X-Men's second bluest character, Mystique - by Calvin Klein.
She is very old and secretly everybody's mum and/or girlfriend.
#comics #fanart #crayon #Xmen #Mystique
December 8, 2025 at 3:12 AM
It's December so it's time for rampant christmassing!
#comics #webcomics #humour #Christmas #Nativity #JesusisWhiteNinja
#comics #webcomics #humour #Christmas #Nativity #JesusisWhiteNinja
December 5, 2025 at 1:56 AM
It's December so it's time for rampant christmassing!
#comics #webcomics #humour #Christmas #Nativity #JesusisWhiteNinja
#comics #webcomics #humour #Christmas #Nativity #JesusisWhiteNinja
My 3-year-old son and I like to draw using his big, fat crayons.
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today continue the Fantastic Four theme with Marvel's silveryest surfer, The Silver Surfer.
#comics #fanart #crayon #SilverSurfer #FantasticFour #soshiny #sosmooth #nakedinspace
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today continue the Fantastic Four theme with Marvel's silveryest surfer, The Silver Surfer.
#comics #fanart #crayon #SilverSurfer #FantasticFour #soshiny #sosmooth #nakedinspace
December 1, 2025 at 2:38 AM
My 3-year-old son and I like to draw using his big, fat crayons.
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today continue the Fantastic Four theme with Marvel's silveryest surfer, The Silver Surfer.
#comics #fanart #crayon #SilverSurfer #FantasticFour #soshiny #sosmooth #nakedinspace
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today continue the Fantastic Four theme with Marvel's silveryest surfer, The Silver Surfer.
#comics #fanart #crayon #SilverSurfer #FantasticFour #soshiny #sosmooth #nakedinspace
November 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
My 3-year-old son and I like to draw using his big, fat crayons.
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today we have Marvel's biggest boy, Galactus. Just in time to be months late for either the cinema or home release of the movie.
#comics #fanart #crayon #Galactus #Fansastic4
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today we have Marvel's biggest boy, Galactus. Just in time to be months late for either the cinema or home release of the movie.
#comics #fanart #crayon #Galactus #Fansastic4
November 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
My 3-year-old son and I like to draw using his big, fat crayons.
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today we have Marvel's biggest boy, Galactus. Just in time to be months late for either the cinema or home release of the movie.
#comics #fanart #crayon #Galactus #Fansastic4
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today we have Marvel's biggest boy, Galactus. Just in time to be months late for either the cinema or home release of the movie.
#comics #fanart #crayon #Galactus #Fansastic4
November 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
My 3-year-old son and I like to draw using his big, fat crayons.
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today we have Spider-Man's dirtiest friend, The Sandman!
In his first appearance he was defeated by a vacuum cleaner.
#comics #fanart #crayon #Spider-Man #Sandman #cleaningbill
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today we have Spider-Man's dirtiest friend, The Sandman!
In his first appearance he was defeated by a vacuum cleaner.
#comics #fanart #crayon #Spider-Man #Sandman #cleaningbill
November 17, 2025 at 2:34 AM
My 3-year-old son and I like to draw using his big, fat crayons.
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today we have Spider-Man's dirtiest friend, The Sandman!
In his first appearance he was defeated by a vacuum cleaner.
#comics #fanart #crayon #Spider-Man #Sandman #cleaningbill
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today we have Spider-Man's dirtiest friend, The Sandman!
In his first appearance he was defeated by a vacuum cleaner.
#comics #fanart #crayon #Spider-Man #Sandman #cleaningbill
..and then I found out that Skibidi Toilet was just a GMod gag. So disappointed.
Back in my day we made our own Skibidi Toilets! And they were drivable! And the bathtub was clearly a superior car body! And it cost a nickel!
#comics #webcomics #humour #youkids #Skibidi #GMod #uphillbothways #old
Back in my day we made our own Skibidi Toilets! And they were drivable! And the bathtub was clearly a superior car body! And it cost a nickel!
#comics #webcomics #humour #youkids #Skibidi #GMod #uphillbothways #old
November 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
..and then I found out that Skibidi Toilet was just a GMod gag. So disappointed.
Back in my day we made our own Skibidi Toilets! And they were drivable! And the bathtub was clearly a superior car body! And it cost a nickel!
#comics #webcomics #humour #youkids #Skibidi #GMod #uphillbothways #old
Back in my day we made our own Skibidi Toilets! And they were drivable! And the bathtub was clearly a superior car body! And it cost a nickel!
#comics #webcomics #humour #youkids #Skibidi #GMod #uphillbothways #old
My 2-year-old son and I like to draw using his big, fat crayons.
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today is Spider-Man's oiliest friend and ex-lover, Venom.
(I'm actually really pleased with this one.)
#comics #fanart #crayon #Venom #trickyshadingpractice #oilyboy #classic
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today is Spider-Man's oiliest friend and ex-lover, Venom.
(I'm actually really pleased with this one.)
#comics #fanart #crayon #Venom #trickyshadingpractice #oilyboy #classic
November 10, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I had this grumpy Tutankhamun as a phone cover for a long time. He's a beautiful boy.
If I remember correctly I looked up how to write "Tutankhamun" in heiroglyphics. It's on the left there, just behind him.
#comics #webcomics #humour #Egypt #Pharaoh #KingTut #borninArizona #movedtoBabylonia
If I remember correctly I looked up how to write "Tutankhamun" in heiroglyphics. It's on the left there, just behind him.
#comics #webcomics #humour #Egypt #Pharaoh #KingTut #borninArizona #movedtoBabylonia
November 7, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I had this grumpy Tutankhamun as a phone cover for a long time. He's a beautiful boy.
If I remember correctly I looked up how to write "Tutankhamun" in heiroglyphics. It's on the left there, just behind him.
#comics #webcomics #humour #Egypt #Pharaoh #KingTut #borninArizona #movedtoBabylonia
If I remember correctly I looked up how to write "Tutankhamun" in heiroglyphics. It's on the left there, just behind him.
#comics #webcomics #humour #Egypt #Pharaoh #KingTut #borninArizona #movedtoBabylonia
My 2-year-old son and I like to draw using his big, fat crayons.
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today we have Daredevil, New York's greatest attorney at law. Or not, I don't know. He's one of them anyway.
#comics #fanart #crayon #daredevil #hecouldn'tseethatwell #doubleDs
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today we have Daredevil, New York's greatest attorney at law. Or not, I don't know. He's one of them anyway.
#comics #fanart #crayon #daredevil #hecouldn'tseethatwell #doubleDs
November 3, 2025 at 2:37 AM
My 2-year-old son and I like to draw using his big, fat crayons.
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today we have Daredevil, New York's greatest attorney at law. Or not, I don't know. He's one of them anyway.
#comics #fanart #crayon #daredevil #hecouldn'tseethatwell #doubleDs
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today we have Daredevil, New York's greatest attorney at law. Or not, I don't know. He's one of them anyway.
#comics #fanart #crayon #daredevil #hecouldn'tseethatwell #doubleDs
Happy Halloween, everybody!
#halloween #Séance #ghosts #spooky #comics #webcomics #humour #boo #boobs #cheekyghost
#halloween #Séance #ghosts #spooky #comics #webcomics #humour #boo #boobs #cheekyghost
October 31, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Happy Halloween, everybody!
#halloween #Séance #ghosts #spooky #comics #webcomics #humour #boo #boobs #cheekyghost
#halloween #Séance #ghosts #spooky #comics #webcomics #humour #boo #boobs #cheekyghost
My 2-year-old son and I like to draw using his big, fat crayons.
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today we have Batman's globby friend, Clayface, who has a wild set of powers for a guy who used too much face-cream (Batman: TAS).
#comics #fanart #crayon #clayface #you'reworthit
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today we have Batman's globby friend, Clayface, who has a wild set of powers for a guy who used too much face-cream (Batman: TAS).
#comics #fanart #crayon #clayface #you'reworthit
October 27, 2025 at 2:57 AM
My 2-year-old son and I like to draw using his big, fat crayons.
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today we have Batman's globby friend, Clayface, who has a wild set of powers for a guy who used too much face-cream (Batman: TAS).
#comics #fanart #crayon #clayface #you'reworthit
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today we have Batman's globby friend, Clayface, who has a wild set of powers for a guy who used too much face-cream (Batman: TAS).
#comics #fanart #crayon #clayface #you'reworthit
My nightmare Scarecrow is a beautiful boy and I love him.
#comics #webcomics #humour #Wizard #Oz #Wicked #Scarecrowknew #justlookathiscoldeyes #Heknwethewholetime
#comics #webcomics #humour #Wizard #Oz #Wicked #Scarecrowknew #justlookathiscoldeyes #Heknwethewholetime
October 24, 2025 at 12:04 AM
My nightmare Scarecrow is a beautiful boy and I love him.
#comics #webcomics #humour #Wizard #Oz #Wicked #Scarecrowknew #justlookathiscoldeyes #Heknwethewholetime
#comics #webcomics #humour #Wizard #Oz #Wicked #Scarecrowknew #justlookathiscoldeyes #Heknwethewholetime
My 2-year-old son and I like to draw using his big, fat crayons.
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Now THAT'S a super man.
He died once. It was a big deal. Then it turned out that he just went to sleep for a while to grow his hair out.
#comics #fanart #crayon #superman #mullet
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Now THAT'S a super man.
He died once. It was a big deal. Then it turned out that he just went to sleep for a while to grow his hair out.
#comics #fanart #crayon #superman #mullet
October 21, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Posted without comment.
Except that one...
Shit.
#comics #webcomics #humour #princess #pea #pee #itsapissjoke
Except that one...
Shit.
#comics #webcomics #humour #princess #pea #pee #itsapissjoke
October 17, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Posted without comment.
Except that one...
Shit.
#comics #webcomics #humour #princess #pea #pee #itsapissjoke
Except that one...
Shit.
#comics #webcomics #humour #princess #pea #pee #itsapissjoke