@kingofnelson.bsky.social
Lazy and feckless Boney King of Nowhere.
I stopped buying eggs for foxes two years ago and now I’ve saved enough for a deposit on a house!
January 13, 2026 at 1:04 PM
I stopped buying eggs for foxes two years ago and now I’ve saved enough for a deposit on a house!
Spoiler, it’s never.
January 6, 2026 at 10:08 AM
Spoiler, it’s never.
Capitalism?
December 29, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Capitalism?
Rule 1. Of antisemitism club.
Don’t threaten capital.
Rule 2. See Rule 1.
Don’t threaten capital.
Rule 2. See Rule 1.
December 6, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Rule 1. Of antisemitism club.
Don’t threaten capital.
Rule 2. See Rule 1.
Don’t threaten capital.
Rule 2. See Rule 1.
This just in from 2020…
December 2, 2025 at 8:23 AM
This just in from 2020…
I believe that the word you’re looking for is “execute”.
November 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I believe that the word you’re looking for is “execute”.
The word you’re looking for is execute.
November 28, 2025 at 10:42 AM
The word you’re looking for is execute.
Shouldn’t it be “sexual violence survivors…”?
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Shouldn’t it be “sexual violence survivors…”?
Thanks for the reply Robert. As someone who works in a supermarket I have witnessed several incidents in which parents have stolen baby formula. I think many large retail companies, and in particular government, are keen to remove the human element from the issue.
November 20, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Thanks for the reply Robert. As someone who works in a supermarket I have witnessed several incidents in which parents have stolen baby formula. I think many large retail companies, and in particular government, are keen to remove the human element from the issue.
Is it by addressing the underlying structural issues which force many into poverty and destitution?
November 20, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Is it by addressing the underlying structural issues which force many into poverty and destitution?
Capitalism
November 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Capitalism
Sounds like capitalism.
November 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Sounds like capitalism.
Any cupcake recipes or tips on how to keep the turkey moist?
November 15, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Any cupcake recipes or tips on how to keep the turkey moist?
Capitalism
November 10, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Capitalism
It wasn’t him.
November 7, 2025 at 9:27 AM
It wasn’t him.
3497 😊. The ice hockey one is very tough.
November 4, 2025 at 8:39 AM
3497 😊. The ice hockey one is very tough.
Actually, War Christmas officially started in the premier league last weekend.
November 3, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Actually, War Christmas officially started in the premier league last weekend.
Then how do you explain all the porn mags that used to grow in random bushes in the 1980s?
November 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Then how do you explain all the porn mags that used to grow in random bushes in the 1980s?
Still can’t play trombone though
October 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Still can’t play trombone though
Trump and Xi set to ‘consummate’ TikTok deal during China trade talks: Live updates
October 26, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Trump and Xi set to ‘consummate’ TikTok deal during China trade talks: Live updates
Too fucking late!
October 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Too fucking late!
They will also re-up on the racist “stop and search” methodology!
October 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
They will also re-up on the racist “stop and search” methodology!
Going as Trump all Halloween? Here’s what it says about your mental well-being
October 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Going as Trump all Halloween? Here’s what it says about your mental well-being