— LANCER !!
@kingofthemonth.bsky.social
— NOW I'M THE SON OF THE MONTH... EVERY MONTH!!
< 18+ >
< written by mari >
< icon by Wickedhex >
< 18+ >
< written by mari >
< icon by Wickedhex >
WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
December 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
SUSIE. SUSIE WHAT ARE BOOBS. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT ARE YOU ALL TALKING ABOUT. WHUH??
December 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
SUSIE. SUSIE WHAT ARE BOOBS. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT ARE YOU ALL TALKING ABOUT. WHUH??
What are you guys talking about?? Guys?? Hello??
December 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
What are you guys talking about?? Guys?? Hello??
It's official!! Girlmom of the year!!
November 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
It's official!! Girlmom of the year!!
Yep! You could make me all the chalk sandwiches you want!
November 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Yep! You could make me all the chalk sandwiches you want!
So did you, purple girl!!
You can be my royal girlmom!
You can be my royal girlmom!
November 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
So did you, purple girl!!
You can be my royal girlmom!
You can be my royal girlmom!
Whaaat? Are you ok??
[ Patpatpat. ]
[ Patpatpat. ]
November 29, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Whaaat? Are you ok??
[ Patpatpat. ]
[ Patpatpat. ]
I'll ask her for you!!
November 29, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I'll ask her for you!!
Get to it, then!
November 29, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Get to it, then!
You're nearly taller than me, like this!
[ He did have a very big head. And body. ]
[ He did have a very big head. And body. ]
November 29, 2025 at 10:28 PM
You're nearly taller than me, like this!
[ He did have a very big head. And body. ]
[ He did have a very big head. And body. ]
[ Lancer gently lifts Mokou up- setting them on his shoulder. ]
November 29, 2025 at 10:18 PM
[ Lancer gently lifts Mokou up- setting them on his shoulder. ]
I can throw you now, too!
November 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I can throw you now, too!
I can lift you up!
November 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I can lift you up!
I ate lots of Lancer Cookies!
November 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I ate lots of Lancer Cookies!
Hi, Susie's deer wife!
November 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Hi, Susie's deer wife!
Do you wanna feel tall, Susie's wife??
[ LANCER ]
[ LANCER ]
November 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Do you wanna feel tall, Susie's wife??
[ LANCER ]
[ LANCER ]
[ Holding out the cookie. It's about the same as it was all those years ago- just bigger and better sculpted. Still uncooked dough. ]
November 29, 2025 at 10:13 PM
[ Holding out the cookie. It's about the same as it was all those years ago- just bigger and better sculpted. Still uncooked dough. ]
Now I can throw YOU!!
[ He's full-on lifting her up into a hug. ]
[ He's full-on lifting her up into a hug. ]
November 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Now I can throw YOU!!
[ He's full-on lifting her up into a hug. ]
[ He's full-on lifting her up into a hug. ]
Hohoho! I'm a big boy, now!
November 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Hohoho! I'm a big boy, now!
I'm the Dadliest.
I'm a pumpkin man now, too! And a professional chef. Lancer cookie?
I'm a pumpkin man now, too! And a professional chef. Lancer cookie?
November 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I'm the Dadliest.
I'm a pumpkin man now, too! And a professional chef. Lancer cookie?
I'm a pumpkin man now, too! And a professional chef. Lancer cookie?