read: spookiness* but leaving it as spookinese because that also kinda works

"Please finish this 30 second ad before accessing your fridge"

I guess that's one way to cut down on mindless snacking

Most animals don't engage in politics (as far as we know) which automatically means they're more intelligent than us

I'm so aware

Would also love a "Invite random journalist?" button as well!

On the brightside, 0 consumers are affected as potential job applicants exit the page as soon as they see an employer using Workday.

Who needs AC when you can take the roof down?

Pete Hegseth gave me a free espresso here.

Keep this thing away from @swiftonsecurity.com

This is some shit I would've done in 6th grade and side-eyed my crush to see if she was laughing

Signed.

SF is beautiful. Lots of good stuff on the pier too!

Slow day for NYT huh

Helpful or not? Let me know!

North Korean and Iranian Espionage Campaigns: Multiple campaigns leveraging ClickFix to deliver malware, targeting organizations linked to Ukraine and arms manufacturers.

Emerging threats and geopolitics:

Increased Activity from China-linked Threat Actors: Canada warned of heightened cyber activity targeting critical infrastructure, particularly network edge routers.

FOG Ransomware: Distributed via LNK files in phishing attacks, it includes a ransom note referencing the U.S. Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE).

SpyMax Variant: Targets Chinese-speaking individuals, disguised as official applications, allowing extensive control over infected devices.