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bethan ☆ 30 ☆ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 ☆ she/her
ofmd mainly 🫰 izzy canyon, s2 disliker
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I just think if you like izzy you would like the space lizard bastard man
Garak from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine with a speech bubble saying, "I am a girlboss I am a war criminal I am a lunatic. I am clinically insane & the next Virgin Mary & I am never going to die." Garak's with Julian and they're both in one of the James Bond outfits. Its not important to the post to know this but its important to me.
February 6, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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There he is. The most autistic man in the room
Worf, an actual angel, from Star Trek: The Next Generation in a fuckass cowboy hat and doing a finger gun.
January 31, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Aita: i make my midlife crisis induced failed crush my employees problem
Ed doing his weird sad song for the crew in S1E10. Roach and Fang looking bewildered with text saying "male uselessness epidemic."
January 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Rip i got the devil's combo covid booster & flu shot. Send for a priest for i fear my time grows short
Leslie from Parks and Rec looking like she died in a ditch
January 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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911 ao3 tags Tweet: Sometimes babygirl is a 58 yo man with a fuckass mustache
January 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Everytime i remember this picture exists
Panel 1: Photo of Con O'Neill and David Fane hugging Panel 2: Pressing a button that says Zoom Panel 3: The same picture zoomed in to highlight how big David's hands are on Con's waist Panel 4: Pressing a button that says Fuck!!!!!
January 18, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Any time i see someone has written thousands of words in meta and posts over several years about a character they hate
Drawing of a closeup on someone's face who is covering their mouth and a reflection of a screen can be seen in their glasses which says, "Bitch what the fuck."
January 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Oluwande speaking to Stede with a Tweet saying, "Oh you're a people pleaser? Name 3 people that are pleased with you."
January 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Happy frenchie friday to this picture of him in particular
Bts of Joel Fry as Frenchie from Our Flag Means Death talking to Nathan. He's wearing his casual green S2 outfit and looks extremely handsome.
January 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Buttons with Carl the seagull on his head.
January 10, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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We all woobify our faves a little and thats ok but removing all their canonical negative traits is such a boring way to live
Tumblr post that says: "The woobification of fictional characters is such a nonissue that some people act more passionate and angry about than real life injustices but by god sometimes he would not fucking say that. She would never do that. Return to the source material and start over YOU SANDPAPERED THEM. The next comment is a screenshot of a comment: "Its a nonissue unless it is MY blorbos they are massacring. In which case I believe they should legalise bloodsports."
January 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Buddy its your dream
Stede's dream where he stabs Izzy on the beach with text saying, "*puts the tip of my sword in your mouth* enough, you will only talk when I tell you t- stop sucking on it."
January 8, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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The key is consistency
Image of Edward and Izzy having a serious chat: Edward: Check off even one goddamn reason why I shouldn't hit you right in the face. Izzy: The scheduled walloping time isn't for another half hour.
January 7, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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I feel like he has a 50% success rate
Text conversation: Jack: Can I get you pregnant Your choice: No I can't have babies Jack: Can I try any way. My sperm is different Your choice: Oh
January 4, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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This has been haunting me all day. This bust thing?
A marble-style bust of a Greek or Roman person with black paint on it to give it a beard, blacked out eyes, angry eyebrows and devil horns.
January 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Cmon guys he's not that old
A very normal post from Club Chalamet that says, "And for those of you who engage in ageism, you're sending out to the universe that you don't want to live as long as I have (which I'm not even fucking old old) and you know what, the universe might return that favor and cut your life short, just to spare you the awfulness of reaching my current age of only 58," over a picture of Izzy angrily getting all up in Stede's business.
January 1, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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David speaking for everyone rn
Screenshot of the comments of Con's latest thirst trap where David Fane has commented, "Oh my lord I've dropped my coffee cup. If this is your New Years message then I can't wait till Easter. Happy New Year lovely man👏🏾👏🏾🍾🍾❤️."
January 1, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Growing on us all like fungus
Tweet that says, "saw this guy and said ew ew ew ew ew ew ugly and then felt so bad I cried and bought him," above a picture of Pop Pop (fan favourite from acclaimed horror serial Our Flag Means Death).
December 31, 2024 at 2:11 PM
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#WorstYearsResolution 😌
Pop Pop (everyone's favourite character from disgraced HBO show Our Flag Means Death) in front of a billboard that says, "to become more media illiterate I'm gonna get so stupid folks just an absolute moron I'm gonna misinterpret all your favourite characters and shows just watch me."
December 31, 2024 at 1:41 PM
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Mine's full of kinetic sand so its a little unsettling and always wet
A bag of bright pink kinetic sand.
December 29, 2024 at 3:04 PM
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Considering recent events
Image of Edward and Stede at Anne & Mary's house. Edward is in the foreground with text that says "I'd like to have sex one more time with my wife who passed away from murder 9 years ago. My body yearns for hers. The ultimate downside of finding "the one" is she may die young and leave you wanting." Stede is stood in the background with a smaller bit of text that says in reply "I also choose this guy's dead wife."
December 28, 2024 at 9:21 PM
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"All the characters are terrible people" is only true when they want to talk about how awful izzy is
Tumblr post that says: Poor Little Meow Meow means "he's never done anything wrong (blatant and conscious lie)." Woobification means "he's never done anything wrong (genuine belief that will cause offense and outrage if anyone points out that it's objectively untrue in canon)."
December 28, 2024 at 1:11 AM
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Stede bonnet i always knew in my heart this was you
Tweet saying, "polyamorous guy who hates both his wives: well, I gotta get back to Ball and Chain."
December 27, 2024 at 3:58 PM
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Stede, applejack & ed
Image from Bob's Burgers episode parodying bronies where a man is making out with a toy pony while Bob, dressed as a pony, uncomfortably watches.
December 26, 2024 at 9:38 PM
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He's here its a christmas eve miracle 🩷
Photo print of Izzy during the shirtless sword training scene in season 2, signed by Con O'Neill. A big day if you enjoy arm and oblique muscles.
December 24, 2024 at 2:10 PM