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@kingtorc.bsky.social

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ƬӨЯᄃΉIΛ @kingtorc.bsky.social · 4d

I hate when people ask what I’m doing over the weekend.
As if I’m rock climbing or cross country skiing.
I’m 54, went to the grocery store, had a shower and took a nap.

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🇨🇦🍁

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ƬӨЯᄃΉIΛ @kingtorc.bsky.social · 3d

Time for some football 🏈
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ƬӨЯᄃΉIΛ @kingtorc.bsky.social · 3d

Don’t hand me a basket of bread then immediately tell me to save room for dinner. That’s confusing and creates a lot of stress

ƬӨЯᄃΉIΛ @kingtorc.bsky.social · 4d

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ƬӨЯᄃΉIΛ @kingtorc.bsky.social · 4d

I hate when people ask what I’m doing over the weekend.
As if I’m rock climbing or cross country skiing.
I’m 54, went to the grocery store, had a shower and took a nap.

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ƬӨЯᄃΉIΛ @kingtorc.bsky.social · 5d

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ƬӨЯᄃΉIΛ @kingtorc.bsky.social · 5d

Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

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ƬӨЯᄃΉIΛ @kingtorc.bsky.social · 5d

I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor

ƬӨЯᄃΉIΛ @kingtorc.bsky.social · 6d

To all the people who always said I'd never amount to anything because of my procrastination...

Just you wait.

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ƬӨЯᄃΉIΛ @kingtorc.bsky.social · 7d

My hobbies include long scrolls on my phone, calling people a cunt, watching serial killer documentaries and eating junk food until I hate myself.

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ƬӨЯᄃΉIΛ @kingtorc.bsky.social · 7d

Hey there, remember to remind everyone please share

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ƬӨЯᄃΉIΛ @kingtorc.bsky.social · 7d

Nailed it

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ƬӨЯᄃΉIΛ @kingtorc.bsky.social · 7d

He’s my biological dog, I don’t care what you say.

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Lynda Will Not Obey @ivanasstaircam.bsky.social · 7d

Ted Cruz wants everyone to stop attacking pedophiles. I’m glad republicans are finally revealing some of their true values.

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ƬӨЯᄃΉIΛ @kingtorc.bsky.social · 7d

“Hide my fat” weather ⛅️ coming to a city near you!

ƬӨЯᄃΉIΛ @kingtorc.bsky.social · 8d

Cleaning your kids room will piss you off cause why is my Air Fryer in here.

ƬӨЯᄃΉIΛ @kingtorc.bsky.social · 8d

Author Oliver Kornetkze.

The definition of Trump…

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ƬӨЯᄃΉIΛ @kingtorc.bsky.social · 8d

My mum took Tylenol 35 years ago, and now I like video games and have a sore back.

ƬӨЯᄃΉIΛ @kingtorc.bsky.social · 8d

😂🤣

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ƬӨЯᄃΉIΛ @kingtorc.bsky.social · 9d

My wife left.
Says all I care about is football.
We were together for 7 seasons.

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ƬӨЯᄃΉIΛ @kingtorc.bsky.social · 9d

Jury duty is a weird concept. Anytime the government wants, they can just be like “call off work, we need you to solve a murder, here’s fifteen dollars.

ƬӨЯᄃΉIΛ @kingtorc.bsky.social · 9d

My teachers always told me not to worry about my spelling because in the future there will be autocorrect, for which I am eternally grapefruit

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Dr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 9d

Hey Mike Johnson, where in the Bible does it tell you to protect pedofiles and child sex traffickers?

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